Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, November 11th, 2022 “Freedom lies in being bold.” ~ Robert Frost Highly evolved, but unable to take selfies... the Avatars decided not to show friends their vacation photos - they'd just describe them instead. "No one ever mentions my dancing." "Irish step dancing was a little challenging, tripped often, but... when I pulled it... Continue Reading →
Friday, November 4th, 2022 “There will be days you don’t think you can run a marathon. There will be a lifetime of knowing you have.” ~ Unknown “I hardly recognize myself after all this training.” “Dang it! I forgot my sunglasses...” “I’ll just be a minute.” Oh, that reminds me, your sister called. Biore strips,... Continue Reading →
Stall, wart, grow no more! Thine eyes, no wait, my eyes! And to that hardworking hair growing out of you, wart, I curse every bit of it! You've been burned time and again - reliable as ever you return. Do not expand, invade, or grow offspring. Just stall, wart, stall! Thank you, thank you. Ode... Continue Reading →
Friday, October 28th, 2022 “On Halloween, parents sent their kids out looking like me.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield Pugsley's birthday party is tonight. Remember, he's vegan now. Come dressed as your favorite superhero... OR DON'T COME AT ALL. But please let us know either way. "Hey, I'll be there." "Don't zoom in too much! I'm not... Continue Reading →
Friday, June 3rd, 2022 "To have become a deeper man is the privilege of those who have suffered." ~ Oscar Wilde We've recently relocated ... No, no! Come back! It's not creepy. Disregard the entrance and when I told you to lock all of the locks and all of the bolts behind you ... come... Continue Reading →
Suck your lips together like a dis 😗 pursing as such. Fix or fasten up to your mouth a candy wrapper or a blade of grass - pulling tightly, nice and taut, on both ends - pucker and blow. You'll be whistling in an instant. Or wear a set of Invisalign braces and pronounce any... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 6th, 2022 “Success is falling nine times and getting up ten.” ~ Jon Bon Jovi Words to cling to - if you're struggling, don't wait, let Dunkin' help. Hey Mom, Happy Mother's Day! ❤Thanks for everything. I got you a leaf! Old Willow by the water and wind. New Willow by the water... Continue Reading →
Friday, April 29th, 2022 “Live each day as if your life had just begun.” ~ Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe. I found him! Only took me 15 minutes this time. Let's do it again! The story of her ... I was her agent before anyone would even give her a second glance. Fame came and then... Continue Reading →
Wednesday, April 27th, 2022 “If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.” ~ Milton Berle Listen here, see, I'd like to introduce you to the beginning of a short little story called SHAKE. SHAKE She woke up, that’s good. Had a shake, head to toe, not great. She swayed, steadied, and carried herself down the hall,... Continue Reading →
Friday, April 1st, 2022 “Someone asked me if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.’" ~ Steven Wright ... April Fools'! Would you like a pineapple with kiwi and strawberry? Pineapple and kiwi? Let me unlock this and see what other options we have here... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 