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Friday, November 7th, 2025 "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious." ~ Michael Scott (Steve Carell) DIY Roof Repair - suggestions from a fifth grader. ... ... Back to work... He's still thinking about what his coworker said to him as he was leaving the office yesterday. I hope my friends appreciate the... Continue Reading →
Friday, October 31st, 2025 "There's no fear when you're having fun." ~ Will Thomas It was quiet. Only the sound of wind rustling the leaves down the street, and … a loud burp? "Excuse me." "I ate him too quickly." "Including my bad knee!" "I'd love a bite of his head." Returning to the story...... Continue Reading →
Friday, October 31st, 2025 "All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911." ~ Lewis Black The gang's getting back together tonight. "I brought the carpet!" "It's kind of my thing." "All right! The carpet's here!" "Hey, guys. I..." "Passed..." "My Dental Boards! Let's have a ball!" The Three Stooges are... Continue Reading →
Friday, October 24th, 2025 "What progress, you ask, have I made? I've begun to be a friend to myself." ~ Hecato Shadow Work for Dummies in these 4 Steps. "I'd kill for a coffee right about now." ... "Keep drilling, Hank. I'll be right back." I tapped her on the shoulder to tell her she's... Continue Reading →
Wednesday, October 22nd, 2025 "The smallest annoyances disturb us the most." ~ Michel de Montaigne Fly away, Stye. Hi, Stye – Um, I didn't ask you to stop by and puff up my peeper while I was a-sleeper. The night before you slid into my lid, I retired to bed with all things normal-sized on... Continue Reading →
Friday, October 17th, 2025 "Take it easy, baby, take it as it comes - specialize in having fun!" ~ Jim Morrison "A Witch?!" ... "Wow. I guess I've let myself go - I've been a little stressed lately." The fake smile that killed him. "How's everyone doing tonight?!" (crickets) "So a guy walks into a... Continue Reading →
Friday, September 26th, 2025 "Miracles are like pimples, because once you start looking for them, you find more than you ever dreamed you'd see." ~ Lemony Snicket Growth hormones in milk have no effect on humans other than turning them into giants. She'll burst. If she holds her feelings in any longer... During the police... Continue Reading →
Friday, September 5th, 2025 "Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems." ~ Bill Watterson The moon's stuck in a dead-end job, yet it seems fulfilled. ...Unless it's faking it. ... ... Batteries not included. Next year, they're swapping 'A' for 'ANY', so there will be much less confusion. How trees get... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 29th, 2025 "If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?" Anonymous Researchers baffled by recent batches of putrid, offensively malodorous, rank, disgusting honey. "No, no. Not Mikey, for the millionth time." "Please listen to my words. I need..." "...My key." So, this must be the harmful ray... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 22nd, 2025 "Don't tell me the sky's the limit." ~ Paul Brandt On the quadrillionth day, God made finger clouds with nails. All the squirrels are right outside eating and playing. Getting fatter and slower - taking short naps. Someone's stuck inside all day - preparing revenge. Googling how to use a belt.... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 