Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, September 5th, 2025 "Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems." ~ Bill Watterson The moon's stuck in a dead-end job, yet it seems fulfilled. ...Unless it's faking it. ... ... Batteries not included. Next year, they're swapping 'A' for 'ANY', so there will be much less confusion. How trees get... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 29th, 2025 "If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?" Anonymous Researchers baffled by recent batches of putrid, offensively malodorous, rank, disgusting honey. "No, no. Not Mikey, for the millionth time." "Please listen to my words. I need..." "...My key." So, this must be the harmful ray... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 22nd, 2025 "Don't tell me the sky's the limit." ~ Paul Brandt On the quadrillionth day, God made finger clouds with nails. All the squirrels are right outside eating and playing. Getting fatter and slower - taking short naps. Someone's stuck inside all day - preparing revenge. Googling how to use a belt.... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 8th, 2025 "Let the beauty of what you love be what you do." ~ Rumi Even trees can mess up... Dang it. Should have pointed it out. "There!" Yeah. I've still got it. 9-5 "Legend has it, these were my crackers." "Then Bill and Ethel dropped in." "And Pete just happened to be... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 1st, 2025 "People are capable, at any time in their lives, of doing what they dream of." ~ Paulo Coelho "Wait!" "Ok, swimmies are on. I'm ready..." With more boots on the ground, there's been a huge increase in people tripping. How New Yorkers squeeze in reading time. "It'd be nice to see... Continue Reading →
Friday, July 25th, 2025 "So walk tall / Or baby, don't walk at all." ~ Bruce Springsteen, New York City Serenade, 1973 "This doesn't make sense. A six-letter word that has anger in it?" "I'm going to be thinking about this all day..." The 3rd Annual Bike-and-Burp-athon is coming to a close. I think we... Continue Reading →
Friday, July 11th, 2025 "You know when you're out of the zone because you are thinking and making decisions." ~ David Leffel, painter Says here... The artist had no real inspiration for this painting. ... Hey! Save some puke for the rest of us. Heading to the grandparents... ... Not Plural... I think it's now!... Continue Reading →
Thursday, July 3rd, 2025 "If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane." ~ Jimmy Buffett Archie will laugh later about the fake doggy door. ... ... ... ... "Dang it!" "I can never find a restroom in this city." He fakes left! "Thanks for coming over on such short... can you maybe... back up... Continue Reading →
Tear or… furiously rip off? Tags… Clothing companies are extremely fearful that we'll forget which brand we're wearing, so the tags are there to poke us nonstop, inducing psychomotor agitation, so we remember. Every time we scratch that hard-to-reach spot that's now raw and blistering from a tag, a clothing company board member gets their... Continue Reading →
Friday, June 27th, 2025 "I shall create a new world for myself." ~ Frederic Chopin ... Frederic Chopin. Monument. His happiest day. They're both going the wrong way. I wonder if those have pockets. Brandon - pretending to be upset. First, they cut my vacation days. Now I can't ride into work on Timmy's back.... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 