Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, November 7th, 2025 "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious." ~ Michael Scott (Steve Carell) DIY Roof Repair - suggestions from a fifth grader. ... ... Back to work... He's still thinking about what his coworker said to him as he was leaving the office yesterday. I hope my friends appreciate the... Continue Reading →
Friday, October 31st, 2025 "There's no fear when you're having fun." ~ Will Thomas It was quiet. Only the sound of wind rustling the leaves down the street, and … a loud burp? "Excuse me." "I ate him too quickly." "Including my bad knee!" "I'd love a bite of his head." Returning to the story...... Continue Reading →
Friday, October 31st, 2025 "All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911." ~ Lewis Black The gang's getting back together tonight. "I brought the carpet!" "It's kind of my thing." "All right! The carpet's here!" "Hey, guys. I..." "Passed..." "My Dental Boards! Let's have a ball!" The Three Stooges are... Continue Reading →
Friday, October 24th, 2025 "What progress, you ask, have I made? I've begun to be a friend to myself." ~ Hecato Shadow Work for Dummies in these 4 Steps. "I'd kill for a coffee right about now." ... "Keep drilling, Hank. I'll be right back." I tapped her on the shoulder to tell her she's... Continue Reading →
Friday, October 17th, 2025 "Take it easy, baby, take it as it comes - specialize in having fun!" ~ Jim Morrison "A Witch?!" ... "Wow. I guess I've let myself go - I've been a little stressed lately." The fake smile that killed him. "How's everyone doing tonight?!" (crickets) "So a guy walks into a... Continue Reading →
Friday, September 26th, 2025 "Miracles are like pimples, because once you start looking for them, you find more than you ever dreamed you'd see." ~ Lemony Snicket Growth hormones in milk have no effect on humans other than turning them into giants. She'll burst. If she holds her feelings in any longer... During the police... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 29th, 2025 "If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?" Anonymous Researchers baffled by recent batches of putrid, offensively malodorous, rank, disgusting honey. "No, no. Not Mikey, for the millionth time." "Please listen to my words. I need..." "...My key." So, this must be the harmful ray... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 8th, 2025 "Let the beauty of what you love be what you do." ~ Rumi Even trees can mess up... Dang it. Should have pointed it out. "There!" Yeah. I've still got it. 9-5 "Legend has it, these were my crackers." "Then Bill and Ethel dropped in." "And Pete just happened to be... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 1st, 2025 "People are capable, at any time in their lives, of doing what they dream of." ~ Paulo Coelho "Wait!" "Ok, swimmies are on. I'm ready..." With more boots on the ground, there's been a huge increase in people tripping. How New Yorkers squeeze in reading time. "It'd be nice to see... Continue Reading →
Friday, July 25th, 2025 "So walk tall / Or baby, don't walk at all." ~ Bruce Springsteen, New York City Serenade, 1973 "This doesn't make sense. A six-letter word that has anger in it?" "I'm going to be thinking about this all day..." The 3rd Annual Bike-and-Burp-athon is coming to a close. I think we... Continue Reading →
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