Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, August 1st, 2025 "People are capable, at any time in their lives, of doing what they dream of." ~ Paulo Coelho "Wait!" "Ok, swimmies are on. I'm ready..." With more boots on the ground, there's been a huge increase in people tripping. How New Yorkers squeeze in reading time. "It'd be nice to see... Continue Reading →
Friday, July 25th, 2025 "So walk tall / Or baby, don't walk at all." ~ Bruce Springsteen, New York City Serenade, 1973 "This doesn't make sense. A six-letter word that has anger in it?" "I'm going to be thinking about this all day..." The 3rd Annual Bike-and-Burp-athon is coming to a close. I think we... Continue Reading →
Thursday, July 3rd, 2025 "If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane." ~ Jimmy Buffett Archie will laugh later about the fake doggy door. ... ... ... ... "Dang it!" "I can never find a restroom in this city." He fakes left! "Thanks for coming over on such short... can you maybe... back up... Continue Reading →
Tear or… furiously rip off? Tags… Clothing companies are extremely fearful that we'll forget which brand we're wearing, so the tags are there to poke us nonstop, inducing psychomotor agitation, so we remember. Every time we scratch that hard-to-reach spot that's now raw and blistering from a tag, a clothing company board member gets their... Continue Reading →
Muuuuahhh, 2025 "I have been bent and broken, but - I hope - into a better shape." ~ Charles Dickens The Wicked Witch's brother is in town... Uninvited... Using up all our dry ice! Researchers declare that people telling other people to "talk to the hand" is at an all-time low, while those who actually... Continue Reading →
Monday, May 5th, 2025 "It's more difficult to be simple, and it's easier to be more complicated." ~ Black Francis ... ... Hasn't had a new pair of shorts since 5th grade... same for his underwear. Someone likes this sidewalk. Steve held onto the large staple until his gas passed. ... Who's gonna tell... Continue Reading →
Saturday, April 5th, 2025 "April, dressed in all his trim, hath put a spirit of youth in everything." ~ William Shakespeare Asking her out was a feat. Finding a moment when their faces and ears weren't covered in feet—yeah, it was a feat, and it stunk. One day, he hopes to play to the Great... Continue Reading →
Friday, March 21st, 2025 "You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead." ~ Stan Laurel Shawn the Swan, from dusk till dawn, is lovely but dull and often makes me yawn. Back when he was an ugly duckling, he always had me chuckling. Now, he stares at his reflection while... Continue Reading →
Friday, March 14th, 2025 "No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings." ~ William Blake Irish I didn't have to take out the trash... Then lean into it all day. I'm Dublin over the smell. What a sham, rock me off this porch. What...? I wonder why you never see a... Continue Reading →
Friday, March 7th, 2025 "The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper." ~ Eden Phillpotts March is like living at the North Pole, with mini trips to grandma's house with the heat and oven on and the windows shut, wearing woolen clothes, sipping hot soup, and then getting... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 