Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, March 1st, 2024 "Beware; for I am fearless, and therefore powerful." ~ Frankenstein Dad said it's a perfect day for me to go ice skating. "Sure! Most vegetables like to workout. Spuds lunge..." "Carrots kick… hard. Trust me on that one." "...I mean, would people eat us if we didn't look this good?" My... Continue Reading →
Friday, February 16th, 2024 "Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?" ~ Bob Marley No. But I'm working on it. I don't want to be like Steve - waiting around my whole life... waiting for... wait! "Steve, are you waiting or are you stuck?" Let's just keep walking... don't be... Continue Reading →
Friday, February 2nd, 2024 “Without Valentine’s Day, February would be… well, January.” ~ Jim Gaffigan Final version - the cover of my new diet book - soon to hit shelves. Chapter 1. Eat White BreadThen hide the evidence. This jerk's hogging the whole subway car. Some people... …And they still get the wrong mail. The kids... Continue Reading →
Friday, January 26th, 2024 "Fall seven times, get up eight." ~ Japenese Proverb Torn between rest and play, the frog couldn’t decide as he rested, playing in his chair. “Oooh… I’m your guardian angel…” “Oooh… look up here…” “Oooh… I forgot what I was going to say. Dang it! I’ll be back.” It’s just like... Continue Reading →
NYC MARATHON WEEKEND! Friday, November 3rd, 2023 "...with God all things are possible." ~ Matthew 19:26 Including running a marathon, even if training had many a hiccup, not staying in a slump, each time getting back up. Moving forward, no matter the pace, with a new focus, staying in the race with a smile, blessing... Continue Reading →
Friday, October 27th, 2023 "Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow that I shall say good night till it be morrow." ~ William Shakespeare, “Romeo and Juliet” I'm going to start using "morrow" from now on. "Bye! See you morrow!" I like it; it saves time and rolls right off the lips -... Continue Reading →
Friday, September 29th, 2023 "I believe in intuitions and inspirations. I sometimes feel that I am right. I do not know that I am." ~ Einstein "Yikes, I forgot to put my face on." "Should I wear my short boots or tall boots tonight?" ... "Ok, if you don't say anything I'll assume tall..." "I... Continue Reading →
Friday, September 8th, 2023 "My dark days made me strong. Or maybe I already was strong, and they made me prove it." ~ Emery Lord The eyebrow lineup - suspect accused of too many skeptical eyebrow raises while walking by Shenika's Hair Salon this week. Costco expands offerings… The Wholesale-Sized Baby. Born one minute ago... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 25th, 2023 "Everybody laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now." ~ Bob Monkhouse Out of the window, he continued to bend, half of his body still in bed. Sal looked down and saw his friend... "Hey, Sal!" Said the head. "Hey!" Sal yelled back, and... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 11th, 2023 “I will always find a way and a way will always find me.” ~ Charles F. Glassman The Sun - On Vacation. "I just need a break from the sky and Kim's forehead sometimes." ... "Thanks for meeting me here. ...I, I picked up the phone." ... Don't be obvious, but... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 