Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, October 31st, 2025 "There's no fear when you're having fun." ~ Will Thomas It was quiet. Only the sound of wind rustling the leaves down the street, and … a loud burp? "Excuse me." "I ate him too quickly." "Including my bad knee!" "I'd love a bite of his head." Returning to the story...... Continue Reading →
Friday, October 31st, 2025 "All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911." ~ Lewis Black The gang's getting back together tonight. "I brought the carpet!" "It's kind of my thing." "All right! The carpet's here!" "Hey, guys. I..." "Passed..." "My Dental Boards! Let's have a ball!" The Three Stooges are... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 29th, 2025 "If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?" Anonymous Researchers baffled by recent batches of putrid, offensively malodorous, rank, disgusting honey. "No, no. Not Mikey, for the millionth time." "Please listen to my words. I need..." "...My key." So, this must be the harmful ray... Continue Reading →
La goon... the goon is the one who gets in and cannot swim! This isn't quiet water - they'll get tossed around like a tater totter. There's no separation from the sea, barrier, or bank of sand keeping them near the land, with their buns safe and tanned. Let me debrief. There's nothing surrounding to protect, not even... Continue Reading →
You funny! I used to think cock-a-doodle-doo sounded silly and was pleasing to the ear... "To get a better piece of chicken, you'd have to be a rooster." ~ Mickey Mantle "I don't know about that..." ~ Kim Considine Thoughts, Tuesday, August 6th, 2024 ... ... ... ... ... ...A well-spent Sabbath. I’ve never seen... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 10th, 2024 "Life is a jest, and all things show it; I thought so once, but now I know it." ~ John Gay "Hey, Steve! Need a hand?" "Dang, Steve!... Need a handwipe?" Sittin’ on the dock today…Watchin’ the clouds roll inAnd I watch 'em roll away again, yeah...Ooh, I’m sittin’ on the... Continue Reading →
Friday, April 12th, 2024 “It's only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis.” ~ Margaret Wander Bonanno 🎵 The Good, the Lad, and the Hard of Hearing 🎵 "I've got to catch that train, by golly!" "By golly, I've got to get to my Granny’s house!" "My eyes! My eyes!!! I peeked... Continue Reading →
Friday, December 1st, 2023 "For fast-acting relief, try slowing down." ~ Lily Tomlin People's Court (click👆 for theme music, super important)I direct the jury to disregard the statement that Juan, the defendant, made about sodium intake. It does not give you glowing skin when consumed in excess. Please raise your right swollen hand, Juan, I... Continue Reading →
Friday, November 24th, 2023 “The world belongs to those who let go.” ~ Tao Te Ching Norman Vincent Peale was a spiritual and inspirational leader who preached the benefits of positive thinking - after overcoming his negative thoughts about his excessive perspiration problem. "All I says to him is, 'I'm not a chicken.'" "And that's... Continue Reading →
Aub, Ves, Kate... gather around. Now... Aub, do you prefer Aub or Aubrey? Ves, do you prefer Ves or Vesper? Kate, is it? We're bewildered. We'll just hand-motion you over. "You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name... and you've never been to that bar before." ~ Zach Galifianakis Thoughts,... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 