Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, September 4th, 2026 "We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master." ~ Ernest Hemingway Founder of Blind Dates for the Blind reports, "Getting them together is the hardest part." ... When asked where she was traveling to, she said she was only going to her friend's house for... Continue Reading →
Friday, June 12th, 2026 "I would advise anyone who aspires to a writing career that, before developing his talent, he would be wise to develop a thick hide." ~ Harper Lee Walking up to the stage is a pigeon who needs no introduction… "This commute is killing me!" "I keep thinking I’ll move." “But I’m... Continue Reading →
Sunday, March 1st, 2026 "If someone says they don't like snow, they're just saying they don't like water turned into a bunch of frozen ice pieces." ~ Kim Considine He's thinking fondly of his friends who went to Texas without him and are having fun in the sun right now. "I can't believe it." "I'm... Continue Reading →
Friday, December 19th, 2025 "Is not life a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves?" ~ Friedrich Nietzsche Trying to hitch a ride in Brooklyn… But receiving only an occasional wave back... Santa was stunned... And is still stunned. Jerry's first and last day of dog walking. She's a little territorial. Proclaiming he... Continue Reading →
Friday, November 14th, 2025 Would we be flying around if the Wright brothers’ last name was ‘Wrong’? ~ Kim Considine Deep meditative state. Gunshot! Deep plotting state.... Artists are already planning designs for next October, striving to surpass this year's top-decorated pumpkin. I wonder if they'll adapt to working in cubicles... Daydreaming... About a nice... Continue Reading →
Friday, November 7th, 2025 "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious." ~ Michael Scott (Steve Carell) DIY Roof Repair - suggestions from a fifth grader. ... ... Back to work... He's still thinking about what his coworker said to him as he was leaving the office yesterday. I hope my friends appreciate the... Continue Reading →
Friday, October 17th, 2025 "Take it easy, baby, take it as it comes - specialize in having fun!" ~ Jim Morrison "A Witch?!" ... "Wow. I guess I've let myself go - I've been a little stressed lately." The fake smile that killed him. "How's everyone doing tonight?!" (crickets) "So a guy walks into a... Continue Reading →
Friday, September 5th, 2025 "Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems." ~ Bill Watterson The moon's stuck in a dead-end job, yet it seems fulfilled. ...Unless it's faking it. ... ... Batteries not included. Next year, they're swapping 'A' for 'ANY', so there will be much less confusion. How trees get... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 1st, 2025 "People are capable, at any time in their lives, of doing what they dream of." ~ Paulo Coelho "Wait!" "Ok, swimmies are on. I'm ready..." With more boots on the ground, there's been a huge increase in people tripping. How New Yorkers squeeze in reading time. "It'd be nice to see... Continue Reading →
Thursday, July 3rd, 2025 "If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane." ~ Jimmy Buffett Archie will laugh later about the fake doggy door. ... ... ... ... "Dang it!" "I can never find a restroom in this city." He fakes left! "Thanks for coming over on such short... can you maybe... back up... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 