Photo Friday

Friday, January 20th, 2022 "A friend of mine once sent me a postcard with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back, it said, 'Wish you were here.'" ~ Steven Wright I wash everything, especially my electronics. I throw them in the spin cycle, then hang them out to dry.... Continue Reading →

a·lone

A loan? Sure. I'll grant you this advance. Just one solitary request, you give me your arms. The strap-ons... "What a lovely surprise to finally discover how unlonely being alone can be." ~ Ellen Burstyn Thoughts, Tuesday, January 3rd, 2023 ~ Strap-on Muscular Arms (Infomercial) For women and men: a self-protection device to deter predators.... Continue Reading →

sev·en·ty

Seven tea flavors for your birthday cake, dad! We thought you'd love a peppermint, fennel, dandelion, hibiscus, rooibos, earl grey, and orange peel desert to celebrate turning 70. Yay! What a festive month this is, the holidays, sure, and you turning 70 and celebrating your 50th anniversary with mom. I guess you got married when... Continue Reading →

Photo Friday

Friday, December 16th, 2022 “Miracles are like pimples because once you start looking for them, you find more than you ever dreamed you'd see.” ~ Lemony Snicket, The Lump of Coal Santa's wondering why the mailbox is STILL empty... The North Pole has yet to receive one letter. What in the world is going on?!Santa... Continue Reading →

puis·​sant

(PWIS-ənt) "I got you a wittle pwesent, you wascally wabbit." Seconds later, Elmer Fudd explodes into bits by a powerful stick of dynamite. Scene - from every Bugs Bunny episode. "You know what's driving *me* crazy? You, not getting the ball in the hole." ~ Bob Barker, Happy Gilmore Thoughts, Tuesday, December 13th, 2022 Bob... Continue Reading →

Photo Friday

Friday, November 25th, 2022 “Thank you, the day after Thanksgiving, or as the makers of sweatpants call it, 'the busy season.'" ~ Jimmy Fallon "Excuse me, lad, what day is it? It's the day after Thanksgiving?They did it! The Spirits did it all in one long day. I don't know what to do. I'm as... Continue Reading →

Photo Friday

Friday, November 18th, 2022 “Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.” ~ Kevin James "I'm having the best month of my life! Everyone's feeding me, stuffing me, keeping me free from the dogs... I don't know what's going on, and you know what? I don't want to know. I'm done questioning things.... Continue Reading →

Photo Friday

Friday, November 11th, 2022 “Freedom lies in being bold.” ~ Robert Frost Highly evolved, but unable to take selfies... the Avatars decided not to show friends their vacation photos - they'd just describe them instead. "No one ever mentions my dancing." "Irish step dancing was a little challenging, tripped often, but... when I pulled it... Continue Reading →

Photo Friday

Friday, November 4th, 2022 “There will be days you don’t think you can run a marathon. There will be a lifetime of knowing you have.” ~ Unknown “I hardly recognize myself after all this training.” “Dang it! I forgot my sunglasses...” “I’ll just be a minute.” Oh, that reminds me, your sister called. Biore strips,... Continue Reading →

stal·wart

Stall, wart, grow no more! Thine eyes, no wait, my eyes! And to that hardworking hair growing out of you, wart, I curse every bit of it! You've been burned time and again - reliable as ever you return. Do not expand, invade, or grow offspring. Just stall, wart, stall! Thank you, thank you. Ode... Continue Reading →

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