Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, November 25th, 2022 “Thank you, the day after Thanksgiving, or as the makers of sweatpants call it, 'the busy season.'" ~ Jimmy Fallon "Excuse me, lad, what day is it? It's the day after Thanksgiving?They did it! The Spirits did it all in one long day. I don't know what to do. I'm as... Continue Reading →
Friday, November 18th, 2022 “Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.” ~ Kevin James "I'm having the best month of my life! Everyone's feeding me, stuffing me, keeping me free from the dogs... I don't know what's going on, and you know what? I don't want to know. I'm done questioning things.... Continue Reading →
Friday, November 11th, 2022 “Freedom lies in being bold.” ~ Robert Frost Highly evolved, but unable to take selfies... the Avatars decided not to show friends their vacation photos - they'd just describe them instead. "No one ever mentions my dancing." "Irish step dancing was a little challenging, tripped often, but... when I pulled it... Continue Reading →
Friday, November 4th, 2022 “There will be days you don’t think you can run a marathon. There will be a lifetime of knowing you have.” ~ Unknown “I hardly recognize myself after all this training.” “Dang it! I forgot my sunglasses...” “I’ll just be a minute.” Oh, that reminds me, your sister called. Biore strips,... Continue Reading →
Stall, wart, grow no more! Thine eyes, no wait, my eyes! And to that hardworking hair growing out of you, wart, I curse every bit of it! You've been burned time and again - reliable as ever you return. Do not expand, invade, or grow offspring. Just stall, wart, stall! Thank you, thank you. Ode... Continue Reading →
Friday, October 28th, 2022 “On Halloween, parents sent their kids out looking like me.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield Pugsley's birthday party is tonight. Remember, he's vegan now. Come dressed as your favorite superhero... OR DON'T COME AT ALL. But please let us know either way. "Hey, I'll be there." "Don't zoom in too much! I'm not... Continue Reading →
Friday, October 21st, 2022 "How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!" ~ Dad Joke, use with caution "Oh, I make my own toothpaste from scratch. Au natural. My teeth are dangling and falling off, but that's a typical initial reaction." (Feature Film) SPIDERMAN XXIIITHE FINAL METAMORPHOSIS ... "IT'S REALLY ME. ASK... Continue Reading →
Reap, hose, then reap again. It's Fall - reap until you sleep, reap only what you want to keep, and hose away anything gross, especially if it gets too close. Why are you relaxing? Get reapin'! "The new dawn blooms as we free it. For there is always light. If only we’re brave enough to... Continue Reading →
Friday, October 14th, 2022 "People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing." ~ Dale Carnegie Sir Charles, Atlantic Giant, the 1st, is the last known pumpkin to be knighted by the Queen. He's been a real prick ever since. Everyone said it couldn't be done. But I did it. I grew... Continue Reading →
"Snickers' knee?" "Most certainly. You have a textbook case of what we doctors call 'Snickers' knee'. You see, the constant bumping into, bashing about with, and falling onto - your knees - has given them that uneven nutty look. Couple that with suntanning in a bent knee position, which has darkened the outside layers into... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 