Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Suck your lips together like a dis 😗 pursing as such. Fix or fasten up to your mouth a candy wrapper or a blade of grass - pulling tightly, nice and taut, on both ends - pucker and blow. You'll be whistling in an instant. Or wear a set of Invisalign braces and pronounce any... Continue Reading →
You can now reap hair with a do-it-yourself sickle! Just don't let anyone tickle while you sickle, or you'll need to fix and/or mend a few body parts, especially your head. Ye shall have to sew what you reap. Thoughts, Tuesday, April 26, 2022 “Never limit yourself because of others’ limited imagination; never limit others... Continue Reading →
Friday, April 1st, 2022 “Someone asked me if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.’" ~ Steven Wright ... April Fools'! Would you like a pineapple with kiwi and strawberry? Pineapple and kiwi? Let me unlock this and see what other options we have here... Continue Reading →
Ver boughten himself an RV and park'd it right der down by da river. I told him he ain't supposed be down der!! It's forbidden parkin' territory. I know he'll end up sinkin' it or somthn'. Gonna call dem cops on Ver. He just don't listen to no one no how!! "Imagination, not intelligence, made... Continue Reading →
Sang, Gwen, beautifully last night. Don't you think? Oh bloody, yes, and she looked so lovely in that red sequined dress. Such a cheerful young lady. Although, she would look even lovelier if she hadn't such a ruddy face. Well, that is not nice! However, I do agree. I think she, you know, in that brown-bag ...... Continue Reading →
Friday, February 25th, 2022 “Believe in your heart that you’re meant to live a life full of passion, purpose, magic, and miracles.” ~ Roy T. Bennett Do you see lips and an eye? Everyone! Gather 'round, gather 'round!!! Shhhh! Ed's speaking! THIS IS NOT A TEST! What'd Ed say? Did Ed say we should get... Continue Reading →
Sam, Pat, Tiko! You likable little cats, come out, come out wherever you are! I'm in an agreeable mood! "We like it when other people agree with us, which is why we rarely say what we are thinking." ~ Shane Parrish Thoughts, Tuesday, February 22nd, 2022 How to have highly simpatico relationships with everyone in... Continue Reading →
Friday, February 18th, 2022 “Those who don't believe in magic will never find it." ~ Roald Dahl The Greenpoint local community garden is in outrage yet again. Cybill has suspiciously grown another dandelion in the middle of winter. When asked about her flourishing flowerbed, Cybill responded, “I sing to them that’s all, that is all!”... Continue Reading →
Ey, psst, to Larry! Write me a letter sometime. "The world as we have created it is a process of our thinking. It cannot be changed without changing our thinking." ~ Albert Einstein Thoughts, Tuesday, January 25th, 2022 Eating celery at my desk - in a very quiet work environment - is like saying ... ... Continue Reading →
Friday, December 3rd, 2021 “All truly great thoughts are conceived while walking.” ~ Friedrich Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols I had to look at this a few times to figure out the finger situation. I was like, extra or less? Come on, Kim ... focus! He sees me when I'm sleeping ... So Paulie Gee's... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 