Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, June 18th 2021 "Every day is a new life to a wise man." - Dale Carnegie Can I push you? One minute I was on my stool on the roof, then a huge bee buzzed by me ... "Great, here comes Carl. Maybe he'll just fly by."Dang it, he's hovering ..."Hey guys!""We gotta find... Continue Reading →
Monday, June 14th 2021 "Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?" - Robin Williams "Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" - George Carlin License Plates & State Slogans ... When each state's representatives determined their slogan,... Continue Reading →
Friday, June 11th 2021 "There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter. " - Billy Connolly Bring Your Daughter to Work Day Honey, over here is where your mom sits all day. And maybe next year I'll have an umbrella on a chain. How much if I just want to sit and eat my... Continue Reading →
Friday, June 4th 2021 "Re-examine all you have been told. Dismiss what insults your soul." - Walt Whitman You can't miss it. I'll leave the light on. “There is no ‘we’ in summer. Only ‘u’ and ‘me’.” - Unknown Dang, do you mind? Take a picture, it'll last longer ... Signs of global warming. Hey... Continue Reading →
Monday, May 24th 2021 "I don't like magic, but I have been known to make guys disappear." - Mr. T When toothpaste drops on your shirt ... You wet it and wipe it off and it looks clean. Later at work, someone points at your shirt so you look down, and there it is again.... Continue Reading →
Monday, May 17th 2021 "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet." - William Shakespeare "I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name." - Paula Poundstone Most people assume I'm a 'Kimberly'. It's incredibly confusing to many when I... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 14th 2021 “If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?” - Albert Einstein The kids and I had a lovely stay at The Sodium Ranch. We just licked and laughed and played all day. But boy where we thirsty when we... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 7th 2021 "Oh to have you in May. To talk with you under the trees. Dreaming throughout the day. Drinking the wine-like breeze." - Paul Laurence Dunbar But I can't teach him how to sit. You tell me ... Man, each generation just looks younger and younger to me. We're cutting corners. Should... Continue Reading →
Friday, April 30th 2021 “Taking an image, freezing a moment, reveals how rich reality truly is.” - Anonymous Just hold it for me while I run to the restroom. I'll be quick! A little growth. Nothing to be concerned about. Now it's an underwater camera. She must have stepped in something. I thought they'd look... Continue Reading →
Monday, April 26th 2021 "I'm not good at small talk. I'm really not. I'm not that great at any talk." - Paul Rudd Small talk … When I don’t know what to say or if I didn’t really hear what was said ... I just laugh. I know I'm off the mark - a lot... Continue Reading →
