Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, May 10th, 2024 "Life is a jest, and all things show it; I thought so once, but now I know it." ~ John Gay "Hey, Steve! Need a hand?" "Dang, Steve!... Need a handwipe?" Sittin’ on the dock today…Watchin’ the clouds roll inAnd I watch 'em roll away again, yeah...Ooh, I’m sittin’ on the... Continue Reading →
Friday, February 9th, 2024 "The function of the artist is to make people like life better than before." ~ Kurt Vonnegut Sun addict... Those arms are gone for good. You see it every February. Snowmen and women throwing caution to the wind. It was good knowing him for a day and a half. The shy banana... Continue Reading →
Friday, February 2nd, 2024 “Without Valentine’s Day, February would be… well, January.” ~ Jim Gaffigan Final version - the cover of my new diet book - soon to hit shelves. Chapter 1. Eat White BreadThen hide the evidence. This jerk's hogging the whole subway car. Some people... …And they still get the wrong mail. The kids... Continue Reading →
~ To My Selfie! Monday, December 25th, 2023 "I bought my brother some gift wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping." ~ Steven Wright Jack Frost’s selfie response to a snow request. Santa’s... Continue Reading →
Friday, November 24th, 2023 “The world belongs to those who let go.” ~ Tao Te Ching Norman Vincent Peale was a spiritual and inspirational leader who preached the benefits of positive thinking - after overcoming his negative thoughts about his excessive perspiration problem. "All I says to him is, 'I'm not a chicken.'" "And that's... Continue Reading →
Happy Veterans Day Weekend! I hear Chick-fil-A is offering a free chicken sandwich to all veterans "at participating franchises" on Saturday. I hope your nearest franchise participates, Dad! (I love you!) Thanks for serving, and the same to all veterans. Friday, November 10th, 2023 “Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island... Continue Reading →
Friday, September 15th, 2023 “Dance with the waves, move with the sea, let the rhythm of the water set your soul free.” ~ Christy Ann Martine, Canadian Poet All sails set sail, sailing away, sailing back to the bay. Because Lady Liberty's roll-on rolled off from her armpits that day. "?" "Is it my breath?"... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 18th, 2023 "You left the toothpaste cap open." (wind gusts...) "Yeah, because I have spaghetti fingers. It’s what you said you liked most about me." (spaghetti finger fever...) Last seen leaving the NYC Tattoo Shop with fresh, 'DAN' tats on his back, upper left arm, and neck. Oh, great... he's home. "Get my... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 4th, 2023 "I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking', but I don't have that much time." ~ Steven Wright Or Billys or Williams. Enough already! Lol, my phone died! Does anyone have the time? Steve was pinky sworn into secrecy not to reveal the time. No. Matter. What. "Like, I hear... Continue Reading →
Friday, July 14th, 2023 The Last of the Mo-exicans (posts). "'I hate tacos,' said no Juan ever." ~ Mexican humor Ah... the fan feels so good. Ricardo's got the list for this year's Mexican Oscar Nominees! ...Also, he's looking for the Goldstein party to drive them to their resort. God willing, a plane flies over... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 