Photo Friday

Friday, September 2nd, 2022 “Because in the end, you won’t remember the time you spent working in the office or mowing your lawn. Climb that goddamn mountain.” ~ Jack Kerouac I did. And who got us lost on that mountain(top) for over 3 hours, off the grid - no sign of human life? Yes! An... Continue Reading →

Photo Friday

Friday, August 19th, 2022 "A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future." ~ Lois Wyse My friend Rick asked me this question the other day. Call Dr. Venkman... we've got one! He just found out he's soon to be gnomeless. He just found out he... Continue Reading →

ef·fi·cient

{i-ˈfi-shənt} A fish in it? Waiter, waiter! I say, do tell me what's swimming around in my glass of water. Is the cook trying to achieve maximum productivity with minimum wasted effort or expense by combining my dinner and beverage, or is he off his rocker again? Do tell ... “Look at where Jesus went... Continue Reading →

Photo Friday

Friday, July 8th, 2022 "Do something worth remembering." ~ Elvis Presley A little less conversation, a little more action, please ... All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me ... A little more bite and a little less bark ... A little less fight and a little more spark ... Close your mouth and open up your... Continue Reading →

Photo Friday

Friday, June 17th, 2022 "I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it." ~ W.C. Fields In my defense, never mind.I'm just happy I spelled everything correctly. Every Tuesday & Wednesday, I feed the door compliments. But really, it's stupid. The pair second from the right! Please. God, I need... Continue Reading →

ab·squat·u·late

Ab, squat, you late again! You left abruptly last session, and show up late this session?! You're gonna sweat, let's go! Ab, squat, ab, squat, plié ... ab, squat! "I have nothing in common with lazy people who blame others for their lack of success. Great things come from hard work and perseverance. No excuses."... Continue Reading →

se·cure

Suck your lips together like a dis 😗 pursing as such. Fix or fasten up to your mouth a candy wrapper or a blade of grass - pulling tightly, nice and taut, on both ends - pucker and blow. You'll be whistling in an instant. Or wear a set of Invisalign braces and pronounce any... Continue Reading →

re·pair

You can now reap hair with a do-it-yourself sickle! Just don't let anyone tickle while you sickle, or you'll need to fix and/or mend a few body parts, especially your head. Ye shall have to sew what you reap. Thoughts, Tuesday, April 26, 2022 “Never limit yourself because of others’ limited imagination; never limit others... Continue Reading →

Photo Friday

Friday, April 1st, 2022 “Someone asked me if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.’" ~ Steven Wright ... April Fools'! Would you like a pineapple with kiwi and strawberry? Pineapple and kiwi? Let me unlock this and see what other options we have here... Continue Reading →

ver·bo·ten

Ver boughten himself an RV and park'd it right der down by da river. I told him he ain't supposed be down der!! It's forbidden parkin' territory. I know he'll end up sinkin' it or somthn'. Gonna call dem cops on Ver. He just don't listen to no one no how!! "Imagination, not intelligence, made... Continue Reading →

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