Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, October 31st, 2025 "All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911." ~ Lewis Black The gang's getting back together tonight. "I brought the carpet!" "It's kind of my thing." "All right! The carpet's here!" "Hey, guys. I..." "Passed..." "My Dental Boards! Let's have a ball!" The Three Stooges are... Continue Reading →
Friday, October 17th, 2025 "Take it easy, baby, take it as it comes - specialize in having fun!" ~ Jim Morrison "A Witch?!" ... "Wow. I guess I've let myself go - I've been a little stressed lately." The fake smile that killed him. "How's everyone doing tonight?!" (crickets) "So a guy walks into a... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 22nd, 2025 "Don't tell me the sky's the limit." ~ Paul Brandt On the quadrillionth day, God made finger clouds with nails. All the squirrels are right outside eating and playing. Getting fatter and slower - taking short naps. Someone's stuck inside all day - preparing revenge. Googling how to use a belt.... Continue Reading →
Friday, March 28th, 2025 "In the right light, at the right time, everything is extraordinary." ~ Aaron Rose Another rose takes its life. Instead of taking the subway. The left side's up for anything. This is how she looked at me when I asked her to moove her car. Then she mooved it. This is... Continue Reading →
Friday, March 7th, 2025 "The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper." ~ Eden Phillpotts March is like living at the North Pole, with mini trips to grandma's house with the heat and oven on and the windows shut, wearing woolen clothes, sipping hot soup, and then getting... Continue Reading →
Friday, January 24th, 2024 "Keep trying. It’s only from the valley that the mountain seems high." ~ Zig Ziglar When you find out it's fish for dinner night... And that fish is your best friend! So you ate her anyway and she wasn't good! It's like a sneak peek into the world within The Great... Continue Reading →
Friday, October 18th, 2024 "If you feel you are in a black hole, don't give up. There's a way out." ~ Stephen Hawking "Hey, pssst... it's me, can't talk now, I'm falling. Please don't burn..." And he was never seen again. Cornelius The Ghost... In a real live response - - upon hearing he was... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 16th, 2024 "What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet." ~ Woody Allen Move over Evel Knievel. Watch... as soon as I walk by he's going to hide his food and stare at me intently. And then I become that person - all... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 9th, 2024 "You are the sky. Everything else is just the weather." ~ Pema Chödrön “And if it's not the weather precipitating, it's bird poo.” ~ Kim Considine In honor of Flightless Bird Day - the parade kicked off with a solo flight from a real bird. This is my sacred place. Where... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 10th, 2024 "Life is a jest, and all things show it; I thought so once, but now I know it." ~ John Gay "Hey, Steve! Need a hand?" "Dang, Steve!... Need a handwipe?" Sittin’ on the dock today…Watchin’ the clouds roll inAnd I watch 'em roll away again, yeah...Ooh, I’m sittin’ on the... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 