Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, June 25th, 2021 “Individually, we are one drop. Together, we are an ocean." ~ Ryunosuke Akutagawa “The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears or the sea.” ~ Isak Dinesen My eyes feel funny. Everything's looking different to me. Nope, never mind, back to normal. That was weird. I could work here. Hey,... Continue Reading →
Friday, June 18th, 2021 "Every day is a new life to a wise man." ~ Dale Carnegie Can I push you? One minute I was on my stool on the roof, then a huge bee buzzed by me ... "Great, here comes Carl. Maybe he'll just fly by."Dang it, he's hovering ..."Hey guys!""We gotta find... Continue Reading →
Monday, June 14th, 2021 "Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?" ~ Robin Williams "Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" ~ George Carlin License Plates & State Slogans ... When each state's representatives determined their slogan,... Continue Reading →
Friday, June 11th, 2021 "There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter. " ~ Billy Connolly Bring Your Daughter to Work Day Honey, over here is where your mom sits all day. And maybe next year I'll have an umbrella on a chain. How much if I just want to sit and eat my... Continue Reading →
Friday, June 4th, 2021 "Re-examine all you have been told. Dismiss what insults your soul." ~ Walt Whitman You can't miss it. I'll leave the light on. “There is no ‘we’ in summer. Only ‘u’ and ‘me’.” ~ Unknown Dang, do you mind? Take a picture, it'll last longer ... Signs of global warming. Hey... Continue Reading →
Monday, May 24th, 2021 "I don't like magic, but I have been known to make guys disappear." ~ Mr. T When toothpaste drops on your shirt ... You wet it and wipe it off and it looks clean. Later at work, someone points at your shirt so you look down, and there it is again.... Continue Reading →
Monday, May 17th, 2021 "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet." ~ William Shakespeare "I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name." ~ Paula Poundstone Most people assume I'm a 'Kimberly'. It's incredibly confusing to many when I... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 14th, 2021 “If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?” ~ Albert Einstein The kids and I had a lovely stay at The Sodium Ranch. We just licked and laughed and played all day. But boy where we thirsty when we... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 7th, 2021 "Oh to have you in May. To talk with you under the trees. Dreaming throughout the day. Drinking the wine-like breeze." ~ Paul Laurence Dunbar But I can't teach him how to sit. You tell me ... Man, each generation just looks younger and younger to me. We're cutting corners. Should... Continue Reading →
Friday, April 30th, 2021 “Taking an image, freezing a moment, reveals how rich reality truly is.” ~ Anonymous Just hold it for me while I run to the restroom. I'll be quick! A little growth. Nothing to be concerned about. Now it's an underwater camera. She must have stepped in something. I thought they'd look... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 