Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Sunday, September 1st, 2024 "Without labor, some of us wouldn't be here." ~ Kim Considine I don't know why anyone ever complains about ironing. You just have to start with the desire to look nice, then throw your items into the wash on whatever setting the machine is already set to. Next, remember to be... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 23rd, 2024 "Four be the things I'd been better without: / Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt." ~ Dorothy Parker "Four be the things I'd been better without: / Freckles, doubt, and more freckles, and more doubt." ~ Kim Considine A brief moment of relief for Andrew Bird - before it strikes again... Early... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 17th, 2024 "Although I am a typical loner in daily life - my consciousness of belonging to the invisible community of those who strive for truth, beauty, and justice has preserved me from feeling isolated." ~ Einstein When you send a text that autocorrects a word to something vastly different and notice it... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 10th, 2024 "Life is a jest, and all things show it; I thought so once, but now I know it." ~ John Gay "Hey, Steve! Need a hand?" "Dang, Steve!... Need a handwipe?" Sittin’ on the dock today…Watchin’ the clouds roll inAnd I watch 'em roll away again, yeah...Ooh, I’m sittin’ on the... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 3rd, 2024 "When you see the handwriting on the wall, you’re in the toilet." ~ Redd Foxx "Flush the crap and move on." ~ Kim Considine Okay to assume this is from everyone? Harry's reaction to pickles. Harry's reaction to no pickles. Jeez. I can't imagine how they're hanging on in there... Oh,... Continue Reading →
Friday, March 15th, 2023 "When Irish eyes are smiling, they're usually up to something." ~ Irish Saying ☘️ Someone's finally up!! Nope. ...Okay. Yeah, pop 'em. Locations everywhere books aren't. I've been putting these stickers on everything next door to slow construction. I'm losing my view. Like this would get me anywhere. Another busy day... Continue Reading →
Friday, February 9th, 2024 "The function of the artist is to make people like life better than before." ~ Kurt Vonnegut Sun addict... Those arms are gone for good. You see it every February. Snowmen and women throwing caution to the wind. It was good knowing him for a day and a half. The shy banana... Continue Reading →
Friday, February 2nd, 2024 “Without Valentine’s Day, February would be… well, January.” ~ Jim Gaffigan Final version - the cover of my new diet book - soon to hit shelves. Chapter 1. Eat White BreadThen hide the evidence. This jerk's hogging the whole subway car. Some people... …And they still get the wrong mail. The kids... Continue Reading →
~ To My Selfie! Monday, December 25th, 2023 "I bought my brother some gift wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping." ~ Steven Wright Jack Frost’s selfie response to a snow request. Santa’s... Continue Reading →
Friday, December 1st, 2023 "For fast-acting relief, try slowing down." ~ Lily Tomlin People's Court (click👆 for theme music, super important)I direct the jury to disregard the statement that Juan, the defendant, made about sodium intake. It does not give you glowing skin when consumed in excess. Please raise your right swollen hand, Juan, I... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 