Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
It's not my card, rack it up! Don't make a lot of noise. But hey, let's have some fun! "No idea is final." ~ Taika Waititi Thoughts, Tuesdays, May 3rd, 2022 THE PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE ROOMMATES. SCENE: MARY'S FAVORITE WONDER WOMAN COFFEE MUG IS CHIPPED. INT. APARTMENT – DAY Mary's just walking in the door and heading into the kitchen,... Continue Reading →
Wednesday, April 27th, 2022 “If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.” ~ Milton Berle Listen here, see, I'd like to introduce you to the beginning of a short little story called SHAKE. SHAKE She woke up, that’s good. Had a shake, head to toe, not great. She swayed, steadied, and carried herself down the hall,... Continue Reading →
You can now reap hair with a do-it-yourself sickle! Just don't let anyone tickle while you sickle, or you'll need to fix and/or mend a few body parts, especially your head. Ye shall have to sew what you reap. Thoughts, Tuesday, April 26, 2022 “Never limit yourself because of others’ limited imagination; never limit others... Continue Reading →
I miss steak. I eat a lot of greens and random things, so yeah, I miss steak. I don't miss the thought of a cow blinking away flies, flipping its tail while standing in poo out in the middle of a steamy field while I eat its body, no, I don't miss that part. Well,... Continue Reading →
Bee, leave me. Now! Fine, sting me. I accept that it'll hurt, but I'll live and you'll die. Unless I'm allergic. I don't suppose that I am. But, uh, maybe let's just … WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE?! (I’m making a beeline out of ... ow!) "You can never run away. Not ever. The only way... Continue Reading →
I go late because my assistant isn't great. Thoughts, Tuesday, April 5th, 2022 "You have to have confidence in your vision or else no one else will trust in it." ~ Mary Katrantzou Do you Troost me? The wi-fi is down. I was sitting in a cafe while the wifi was connecting ... A girl... Continue Reading →
Sub, Rue Teen, Ms. Teen, will be your teacher for the day. Mrs. Martin is out, she's receiving her black belt and getting her voodoo certificate, so if I were you guys, I'd be on my best behavior. Ms. Teen will adhere to your normal routine, the same procedure as usual, following a specific sequence... Continue Reading →
Wrap her up! Cover that muffin in some plastic, please, I'll eat it later. I just love eating at home in my robe, or in a kimono, while slowly freeing my food from its cover ... peeling away the confines; revealing, releasing, and savoring it ... bite by bite. So alluring. So liberating. A little... Continue Reading →
Ms. Terry? Don't know much 'bout her. Keeps to herself, she does. Secretive, peculiar, real peculiar like. "Russia is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma." ~ Winston Churchill Thoughts, Tuesday, March 15th, 2022 "I am still amazed at how big, how enormous a love and mystery God is - and how small... Continue Reading →
Ver boughten himself an RV and park'd it right der down by da river. I told him he ain't supposed be down der!! It's forbidden parkin' territory. I know he'll end up sinkin' it or somthn'. Gonna call dem cops on Ver. He just don't listen to no one no how!! "Imagination, not intelligence, made... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 