Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, August 9th, 2024 "You are the sky. Everything else is just the weather." ~ Pema Chödrön “And if it's not the weather precipitating, it's bird poo.” ~ Kim Considine In honor of Flightless Bird Day - the parade kicked off with a solo flight from a real bird. This is my sacred place. Where... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 17th, 2024 "Although I am a typical loner in daily life - my consciousness of belonging to the invisible community of those who strive for truth, beauty, and justice has preserved me from feeling isolated." ~ Einstein When you send a text that autocorrects a word to something vastly different and notice it... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 10th, 2024 "Life is a jest, and all things show it; I thought so once, but now I know it." ~ John Gay "Hey, Steve! Need a hand?" "Dang, Steve!... Need a handwipe?" Sittin’ on the dock today…Watchin’ the clouds roll inAnd I watch 'em roll away again, yeah...Ooh, I’m sittin’ on the... Continue Reading →
Monday, April 29th, 2024 "A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it." ~ R.C. Ferguson He's still mad at her for losing her head. Little things like that really bother him. This much... ... ...this much gauze it takes to wrap around her head each time she... Continue Reading →
Friday, February 16th, 2024 "Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?" ~ Bob Marley No. But I'm working on it. I don't want to be like Steve - waiting around my whole life... waiting for... wait! "Steve, are you waiting or are you stuck?" Let's just keep walking... don't be... Continue Reading →
~ To My Selfie! Monday, December 25th, 2023 "I bought my brother some gift wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping." ~ Steven Wright Jack Frost’s selfie response to a snow request. Santa’s... Continue Reading →
Friday, December 1st, 2023 "For fast-acting relief, try slowing down." ~ Lily Tomlin People's Court (click👆 for theme music, super important)I direct the jury to disregard the statement that Juan, the defendant, made about sodium intake. It does not give you glowing skin when consumed in excess. Please raise your right swollen hand, Juan, I... Continue Reading →
Friday, November 17th, 2023 “If somebody offers you an amazing opportunity but you are not sure you can do it, say yes - then learn how to do it later!” ~ Richard Branson Do you ever think that the reflection is the real thing and we're just mirroring it and mirrors aren't mirrors, they're just... Continue Reading →
Friday, October 27th, 2023 "Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow that I shall say good night till it be morrow." ~ William Shakespeare, “Romeo and Juliet” I'm going to start using "morrow" from now on. "Bye! See you morrow!" I like it; it saves time and rolls right off the lips -... Continue Reading →
FRIDAY THE 13TH 😱 of October "Why is October the 10th month of the year and not the 8th? And December the 12th, not the 10th? Roman King Numa Pompilius received a noteworthy A- on calendar making, but his report card states over and over that he would not shut it during Latin hour." ~... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 