Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, March 3rd, 2023 "We must believe that we are gifted for something." ~ Marie Curie My houseboat party's tonight.Let me know if you're bringing a plus 1. "Hiya." "Hmmm? Sorry, I don't have any money." "Oh, honey! No, you don't want any of this. I've been burned badly. Ain't nothin' good left in me.... Continue Reading →
Friday, February 17th, 2023 "As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on." ~ Woody Allen "Let's try it again. Your eyes were gone." "Nope. Actually. It's creepier this way." "Got it! Now there's a Swipe Right." "Aughhh... my... Continue Reading →
Friday, January 20th, 2022 "A friend of mine once sent me a postcard with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back, it said, 'Wish you were here.'" ~ Steven Wright I wash everything, especially my electronics. I throw them in the spin cycle, then hang them out to dry.... Continue Reading →
Friday, December 9th, 2022 "The heart that loves is always young." ~ Greek Proverb 50 years ago today, my Grandpa Considine told my dad on his wedding day,"Remember, son, marriage is a sentence, not a word."My dad’s still serving time.Happy 50th Wedding Anniversary, Mom and Dad!♥️ "I must have slipped on something." Santa did some... Continue Reading →
Friday, December 2nd, 2022 "Follow your inner moonlight; don’t hide the madness." ~ Allen Ginsberg "Bob's going to be mad at you, girl." "I need this vacation, Verne. I just can't listen to Bob go on and on right now. And that toothpick in his mouth... I just want to push it in. Please, just... Continue Reading →
Friday, September 16th, 2022 "If you hear a voice within you say 'you cannot paint,' then by all means paint, and that voice will be silenced." ~ Vincent Van Gogh Am I a good candidate for contacts? I brought my twin brother and Uncle Ron, I hope that's ok. Oh no! Not the red mark!!!... Continue Reading →
[ foh-toh ] He had Pho toe! I'm telling you. His foot smelled exactly like Wagyu Beef Pho! I had some recently and that's exactly what his toe and the rest of his foot smelled like. He took that sock off, and I'll be ... it smelt exactly like my dinner a few months back. If... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 13th, 2022 "May, more than any other month of the year, wants us to feel most alive." ~ Fennel Hudson Zoom Call: Hey, Frosty, I think you're frozen again. Try moving around. Hey, Stan. I'm having some technical difficulties over here, let's just catch up later. Say hello to the little ones for... Continue Reading →
Friday, April 29th, 2022 “Live each day as if your life had just begun.” ~ Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe. I found him! Only took me 15 minutes this time. Let's do it again! The story of her ... I was her agent before anyone would even give her a second glance. Fame came and then... Continue Reading →
You can now reap hair with a do-it-yourself sickle! Just don't let anyone tickle while you sickle, or you'll need to fix and/or mend a few body parts, especially your head. Ye shall have to sew what you reap. Thoughts, Tuesday, April 26, 2022 “Never limit yourself because of others’ limited imagination; never limit others... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 