Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, October 24th, 2025 "What progress, you ask, have I made? I've begun to be a friend to myself." ~ Hecato Shadow Work for Dummies in these 4 Steps. "I'd kill for a coffee right about now." ... "Keep drilling, Hank. I'll be right back." I tapped her on the shoulder to tell her she's... Continue Reading →
Wednesday, October 22nd, 2025 "The smallest annoyances disturb us the most." ~ Michel de Montaigne Fly away, Stye. Hi, Stye – Um, I didn't ask you to stop by and puff up my peeper while I was a-sleeper. The night before you slid into my lid, I retired to bed with all things normal-sized on... Continue Reading →
Friday, September 26th, 2025 "Miracles are like pimples, because once you start looking for them, you find more than you ever dreamed you'd see." ~ Lemony Snicket Growth hormones in milk have no effect on humans other than turning them into giants. She'll burst. If she holds her feelings in any longer... During the police... Continue Reading →
Friday, September 5th, 2025 "Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems." ~ Bill Watterson The moon's stuck in a dead-end job, yet it seems fulfilled. ...Unless it's faking it. ... ... Batteries not included. Next year, they're swapping 'A' for 'ANY', so there will be much less confusion. How trees get... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 29th, 2025 "If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?" Anonymous Researchers baffled by recent batches of putrid, offensively malodorous, rank, disgusting honey. "No, no. Not Mikey, for the millionth time." "Please listen to my words. I need..." "...My key." So, this must be the harmful ray... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 8th, 2025 "Let the beauty of what you love be what you do." ~ Rumi Even trees can mess up... Dang it. Should have pointed it out. "There!" Yeah. I've still got it. 9-5 "Legend has it, these were my crackers." "Then Bill and Ethel dropped in." "And Pete just happened to be... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 1st, 2025 "People are capable, at any time in their lives, of doing what they dream of." ~ Paulo Coelho "Wait!" "Ok, swimmies are on. I'm ready..." With more boots on the ground, there's been a huge increase in people tripping. How New Yorkers squeeze in reading time. "It'd be nice to see... Continue Reading →
Thursday, July 3rd, 2025 "If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane." ~ Jimmy Buffett Archie will laugh later about the fake doggy door. ... ... ... ... "Dang it!" "I can never find a restroom in this city." He fakes left! "Thanks for coming over on such short... can you maybe... back up... Continue Reading →
Tear or… furiously rip off? Tags… Clothing companies are extremely fearful that we'll forget which brand we're wearing, so the tags are there to poke us nonstop, inducing psychomotor agitation, so we remember. Every time we scratch that hard-to-reach spot that's now raw and blistering from a tag, a clothing company board member gets their... Continue Reading →
Tuesday, June 24th, 2025 "My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way." ~ Henny Youngman See, this is what happens when you overdress. People think it's your wedding day. Next thing you know, there's a husband next to you... And your in-laws are like, "Stop sitting on cars all the time! Also, I'm... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 