Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, June 25th, 2021 “Individually, we are one drop. Together, we are an ocean." ~ Ryunosuke Akutagawa “The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears or the sea.” ~ Isak Dinesen My eyes feel funny. Everything's looking different to me. Nope, never mind, back to normal. That was weird. I could work here. Hey,... Continue Reading →
Friday, June 18th, 2021 "Every day is a new life to a wise man." ~ Dale Carnegie Can I push you? One minute I was on my stool on the roof, then a huge bee buzzed by me ... "Great, here comes Carl. Maybe he'll just fly by."Dang it, he's hovering ..."Hey guys!""We gotta find... Continue Reading →
Monday, June 14th, 2021 "Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?" ~ Robin Williams "Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" ~ George Carlin License Plates & State Slogans ... When each state's representatives determined their slogan,... Continue Reading →
Friday, June 11th, 2021 "There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter. " ~ Billy Connolly Bring Your Daughter to Work Day Honey, over here is where your mom sits all day. And maybe next year I'll have an umbrella on a chain. How much if I just want to sit and eat my... Continue Reading →
Monday, June 7th, 2021 "How do the men who drive the snowplow get to work in the morning?" ~ Steven Wright "Mexican weather report: Chilli Today and Hot Tamale." ~ Paul Rodriguez I don't get it ... Is it just me, or is dressing properly for the weather nearly impossible? It seems warm, it’s warm... Continue Reading →
Friday, June 4th, 2021 "Re-examine all you have been told. Dismiss what insults your soul." ~ Walt Whitman You can't miss it. I'll leave the light on. “There is no ‘we’ in summer. Only ‘u’ and ‘me’.” ~ Unknown Dang, do you mind? Take a picture, it'll last longer ... Signs of global warming. Hey... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 28th, 2021 "Everyone needs someone who will call and say, 'Get dressed. We're going on an adventure.'" ~ Unknown Enjoy the holiday weekend! Stay safe, hang loose! 🏄🏻♀️ Now, there's a horse's ass. Cruella de Vil sporting a toilet paper cape? Oh my God, I'm stuck. I'm stuck!! Back to the Future IV:... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 21st, 2021 “If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?" ~ Jerry Seinfeld “Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.” ~ Phyllis Diller Just one more electrical box and a few more chords. Will you hand me that antenna? Kids, look around, breathe it in, this is nature.... Continue Reading →
Monday, May 17th, 2021 "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet." ~ William Shakespeare "I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name." ~ Paula Poundstone Most people assume I'm a 'Kimberly'. It's incredibly confusing to many when I... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 14th, 2021 “If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?” ~ Albert Einstein The kids and I had a lovely stay at The Sodium Ranch. We just licked and laughed and played all day. But boy where we thirsty when we... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 