Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Tear or… furiously rip off? Tags… Clothing companies are extremely fearful that we'll forget which brand we're wearing, so the tags are there to poke us nonstop, inducing psychomotor agitation, so we remember. Every time we scratch that hard-to-reach spot that's now raw and blistering from a tag, a clothing company board member gets their... Continue Reading →
Tuesday, June 24th, 2025 "My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way." ~ Henny Youngman See, this is what happens when you overdress. People think it's your wedding day. Next thing you know, there's a husband next to you... And your in-laws are like, "Stop sitting on cars all the time! Also, I'm... Continue Reading →
Friday, June 6th, 2025 “You will never be able to escape from your heart. So it’s better to listen to what it has to say.” ~ Paulo Coelho “Kiss the ground!” “Learn more about my - Dog Training to be a Pope -course at...” They see a swimmer, they eat it. They’re banned from the... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 16th, 2025 "I gotta fly once, I gotta try once, Only can die once, right, sir?" ~ Lyrics from Don't Rain on My Parade by Barbra Streisand from the film Funny Girl One more tap on the shoulder and she’s telling. The Palace of Fine Arts ... Exactly as I'd pictured it. Look at... Continue Reading →
Monday, May 5th, 2025 "It's more difficult to be simple, and it's easier to be more complicated." ~ Black Francis ... ... Hasn't had a new pair of shorts since 5th grade... same for his underwear. Someone likes this sidewalk. Steve held onto the large staple until his gas passed. ... Who's gonna tell... Continue Reading →
Friday, March 28th, 2025 "In the right light, at the right time, everything is extraordinary." ~ Aaron Rose Another rose takes its life. Instead of taking the subway. The left side's up for anything. This is how she looked at me when I asked her to moove her car. Then she mooved it. This is... Continue Reading →
Friday, March 14th, 2025 "No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings." ~ William Blake Irish I didn't have to take out the trash... Then lean into it all day. I'm Dublin over the smell. What a sham, rock me off this porch. What...? I wonder why you never see a... Continue Reading →
Friday, February 28th, 2025 "Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone." ~ Alan Watts Winter Olympics next February! Outdoor basketball would be worth watching... When the local artist has spare time - - and wants to send a message that it's slippery out so be careful. They seem to have it all together.... Continue Reading →
Friday, February 14th, 2024 “When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep well?' I said, 'No, I made a few mistakes.' “ ~ Steven Wright Nighttime’s the worst. Thumb-sucking addiction is no joke. Good luck, George! You got this. Happy Valentine's Day! From Gnomebody. Looks like someone had an interview... Continue Reading →
Friday, January 31st, 2025 "Life was meant to be lived, and curiosity must be kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life." ~ Eleanor Roosevelt His cigarettes love selfies. ... ... "Somebody call 911. Now!!" I literally have nowhere to park my Ark. I love watching this tree grow. Can't... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 