“My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.” ~ Henny Youngman
See, this is what happens when you overdress. People think it’s your wedding day.
Next thing you know, there’s a husband next to you…And your in-laws are like, “Stop sitting on cars all the time! Also, I’m sure we’ll learn to love you. …Where’s the baby?”
The dang Pirates are back. They’re addicted to Broadway shows.
Don’t do it, man. You’ve got a lot to live for. …I think
Who’s gonna snap first on this trip?
This is where I keep my gold. Almost enough for July’s rent!
The bridesmaids quickly followed. For it was time for them to take photos, or so they thought.Instead, they were shoved under the Bride’s dress!
I’ll do it, but not on a continual basis.
The Annual Flossing Tournament is underway… Flossing finalist, Latifa, can’t seem to cut the floss due to all the pressure she’s under. Oh, man, I can hardly watch!
“Um. is that my spoon?”“I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
These are the clouds I’m used to.
Someone waited until the last minute to book the Summer family vacation.
Tyson laughs whenever asked about this quote, stating it’s “Snuggle”, not “Struggle”.
I hope everyone finds love……and takes it.
There they go… Can’t wait to read their review of The Little Mermaid.
“You can’t depend on your judgment when your imagination is out of focus.” ~ Mark Twain
Now I've had the time of my life No, I never felt like this before Yes, I swear, it's the truth And I owe it all to you 'Cause I've had the time of my life And I owe it all to you... (I've Had) The Time of My Life by Bill Medlsey and Jennifer Warnes on Spotify/YouTube.
Friday, October 2nd, 2026 “Admire as much as you can; most people don’t admire enough.” ~ Vincent Van Gogh “My dentist told me I have a million-dollar smile. She told me that from her mansion.” ~ Kim Considine You can get just so much from a good thingYou can linger too long in your dreamsSay…
Friday, September 25th, 2026 “Fall: the beautiful time of year between heat stroke and frostbite.” ~ Anonymous “I slept funny last night. I kept telling jokes the whole time.” ~ Kim Considine You don’t need money, don’t take fameDon’t need no credit card to ride this trainIt’s strong and it’s sudden, and it’s cruel sometimesBut…
Friday, September 18th, 2026 “Never be limited by other people’s limited imaginations.” ~ Mae Jemison “You got this!” ~ Me referring to the tab at the bar Save me some sunshineI’m on my way…Save Me Some Sunshine by RAFFERTY on Spotify/YouTube. “You belong somewhere you feel free.” ~ Tom Petty
Ohhh My Kim!! This is a really good one. Love the tall ship… just like the Niagara. Love you!! ♥️🙏🏻⛵️
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lol! Thanks, Mom!! You just made my day. Yeah, was thinking the same thing – the Niagara. Love it. Love you!!❤️
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