Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, September 5th, 2025 "Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems." ~ Bill Watterson The moon's stuck in a dead-end job, yet it seems fulfilled. ...Unless it's faking it. ... ... Batteries not included. Next year, they're swapping 'A' for 'ANY', so there will be much less confusion. How trees get... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 29th, 2025 "If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?" Anonymous Researchers baffled by recent batches of putrid, offensively malodorous, rank, disgusting honey. "No, no. Not Mikey, for the millionth time." "Please listen to my words. I need..." "...My key." So, this must be the harmful ray... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 8th, 2025 "Let the beauty of what you love be what you do." ~ Rumi Even trees can mess up... Dang it. Should have pointed it out. "There!" Yeah. I've still got it. 9-5 "Legend has it, these were my crackers." "Then Bill and Ethel dropped in." "And Pete just happened to be... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 1st, 2025 "People are capable, at any time in their lives, of doing what they dream of." ~ Paulo Coelho "Wait!" "Ok, swimmies are on. I'm ready..." With more boots on the ground, there's been a huge increase in people tripping. How New Yorkers squeeze in reading time. "It'd be nice to see... Continue Reading →
Friday, July 25th, 2025 "So walk tall / Or baby, don't walk at all." ~ Bruce Springsteen, New York City Serenade, 1973 "This doesn't make sense. A six-letter word that has anger in it?" "I'm going to be thinking about this all day..." The 3rd Annual Bike-and-Burp-athon is coming to a close. I think we... Continue Reading →
Thursday, July 3rd, 2025 "If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane." ~ Jimmy Buffett Archie will laugh later about the fake doggy door. ... ... ... ... "Dang it!" "I can never find a restroom in this city." He fakes left! "Thanks for coming over on such short... can you maybe... back up... Continue Reading →
Tear or… furiously rip off? Tags… Clothing companies are extremely fearful that we'll forget which brand we're wearing, so the tags are there to poke us nonstop, inducing psychomotor agitation, so we remember. Every time we scratch that hard-to-reach spot that's now raw and blistering from a tag, a clothing company board member gets their... Continue Reading →
Tuesday, June 24th, 2025 "My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way." ~ Henny Youngman See, this is what happens when you overdress. People think it's your wedding day. Next thing you know, there's a husband next to you... And your in-laws are like, "Stop sitting on cars all the time! Also, I'm... Continue Reading →
Friday, June 6th, 2025 “You will never be able to escape from your heart. So it’s better to listen to what it has to say.” ~ Paulo Coelho “Kiss the ground!” “Learn more about my - Dog Training to be a Pope -course at...” They see a swimmer, they eat it. They’re banned from the... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 16th, 2025 "I gotta fly once, I gotta try once, Only can die once, right, sir?" ~ Lyrics from Don't Rain on My Parade by Barbra Streisand from the film Funny Girl One more tap on the shoulder and she’s telling. The Palace of Fine Arts ... Exactly as I'd pictured it. Look at... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 