Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, September 26th, 2025 "Miracles are like pimples, because once you start looking for them, you find more than you ever dreamed you'd see." ~ Lemony Snicket Growth hormones in milk have no effect on humans other than turning them into giants. She'll burst. If she holds her feelings in any longer... During the police... Continue Reading →
Friday, September 5th, 2025 "Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems." ~ Bill Watterson The moon's stuck in a dead-end job, yet it seems fulfilled. ...Unless it's faking it. ... ... Batteries not included. Next year, they're swapping 'A' for 'ANY', so there will be much less confusion. How trees get... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 8th, 2025 "Let the beauty of what you love be what you do." ~ Rumi Even trees can mess up... Dang it. Should have pointed it out. "There!" Yeah. I've still got it. 9-5 "Legend has it, these were my crackers." "Then Bill and Ethel dropped in." "And Pete just happened to be... Continue Reading →
Friday, July 25th, 2025 "So walk tall / Or baby, don't walk at all." ~ Bruce Springsteen, New York City Serenade, 1973 "This doesn't make sense. A six-letter word that has anger in it?" "I'm going to be thinking about this all day..." The 3rd Annual Bike-and-Burp-athon is coming to a close. I think we... Continue Reading →
Thursday, July 3rd, 2025 "If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane." ~ Jimmy Buffett Archie will laugh later about the fake doggy door. ... ... ... ... "Dang it!" "I can never find a restroom in this city." He fakes left! "Thanks for coming over on such short... can you maybe... back up... Continue Reading →
Tear or… furiously rip off? Tags… Clothing companies are extremely fearful that we'll forget which brand we're wearing, so the tags are there to poke us nonstop, inducing psychomotor agitation, so we remember. Every time we scratch that hard-to-reach spot that's now raw and blistering from a tag, a clothing company board member gets their... Continue Reading →
Muuuuahhh, 2025 "I have been bent and broken, but - I hope - into a better shape." ~ Charles Dickens The Wicked Witch's brother is in town... Uninvited... Using up all our dry ice! Researchers declare that people telling other people to "talk to the hand" is at an all-time low, while those who actually... Continue Reading →
Monday, May 5th, 2025 "It's more difficult to be simple, and it's easier to be more complicated." ~ Black Francis ... ... Hasn't had a new pair of shorts since 5th grade... same for his underwear. Someone likes this sidewalk. Steve held onto the large staple until his gas passed. ... Who's gonna tell... Continue Reading →
Friday, March 21st, 2025 "You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead." ~ Stan Laurel Shawn the Swan, from dusk till dawn, is lovely but dull and often makes me yawn. Back when he was an ugly duckling, he always had me chuckling. Now, he stares at his reflection while... Continue Reading →
Friday, March 14th, 2025 "No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings." ~ William Blake Irish I didn't have to take out the trash... Then lean into it all day. I'm Dublin over the smell. What a sham, rock me off this porch. What...? I wonder why you never see a... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 