Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Monday, April 29th, 2024 "A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it." ~ R.C. Ferguson He's still mad at her for losing her head. Little things like that really bother him. This much... ... ...this much gauze it takes to wrap around her head each time she... Continue Reading →
Friday, April 19th, 2024 "When I grow up, I’m gonna look up from my phone and see my life." ~ Phoebe Bridgers April - The Season Sampler...The Chef's been drinking, again. "Kiss my ear." "Thank you." He fought a good fight. Must have encountered a slight breeze. The day the sun came out... all were... Continue Reading →
Friday, April 12th, 2024 “It's only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis.” ~ Margaret Wander Bonanno 🎵 The Good, the Lad, and the Hard of Hearing 🎵 "I've got to catch that train, by golly!" "By golly, I've got to get to my Granny’s house!" "My eyes! My eyes!!! I peeked... Continue Reading →
Friday, January 26th, 2024 "Fall seven times, get up eight." ~ Japenese Proverb Torn between rest and play, the frog couldn’t decide as he rested, playing in his chair. “Oooh… I’m your guardian angel…” “Oooh… look up here…” “Oooh… I forgot what I was going to say. Dang it! I’ll be back.” It’s just like... Continue Reading →
Friday, December, 29th, 2023 “Just do it. If you want to." ~ Kim Considine "No..." "What are you in for this time?" "Breaking and entering." "Every year..." He just got off work. Looking forward to slipping out of his pinstripe suit and easing into his housepants for a nice relaxing weekend. This is what it's like living... Continue Reading →
~ To My Selfie! Monday, December 25th, 2023 "I bought my brother some gift wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping." ~ Steven Wright Jack Frost’s selfie response to a snow request. Santa’s... Continue Reading →
Friday, December 15th, 2023 "I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me." ~ Bill Watterson Twas a week, plus a few days, before Christmas... ...when all through the one bedroom apartment Not a bulb was hung, not even the lights were strung. A neighbor, pulled up... Continue Reading →
Friday, December 1st, 2023 "For fast-acting relief, try slowing down." ~ Lily Tomlin People's Court (click👆 for theme music, super important)I direct the jury to disregard the statement that Juan, the defendant, made about sodium intake. It does not give you glowing skin when consumed in excess. Please raise your right swollen hand, Juan, I... Continue Reading →
Friday, November 24th, 2023 “The world belongs to those who let go.” ~ Tao Te Ching Norman Vincent Peale was a spiritual and inspirational leader who preached the benefits of positive thinking - after overcoming his negative thoughts about his excessive perspiration problem. "All I says to him is, 'I'm not a chicken.'" "And that's... Continue Reading →
Friday, November 17th, 2023 “If somebody offers you an amazing opportunity but you are not sure you can do it, say yes - then learn how to do it later!” ~ Richard Branson Do you ever think that the reflection is the real thing and we're just mirroring it and mirrors aren't mirrors, they're just... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 