Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, January 6th, 2023 “It sounds so simple, but if you just be yourself, you’re different than anyone else." ~ Tony Bennett "Show me the sign, and you can enter." (Flying frog with a stye.) Julie. Run. "Yes, yes, Kim... pull them up higher. It looks cool, yeah, higher," said Kim's shadow nerd. "Well, hello... Continue Reading →
A loan? Sure. I'll grant you this advance. Just one solitary request, you give me your arms. The strap-ons... "What a lovely surprise to finally discover how unlonely being alone can be." ~ Ellen Burstyn Thoughts, Tuesday, January 3rd, 2023 ~ Strap-on Muscular Arms (Infomercial) For women and men: a self-protection device to deter predators.... Continue Reading →
Seven tea flavors for your birthday cake, dad! We thought you'd love a peppermint, fennel, dandelion, hibiscus, rooibos, earl grey, and orange peel desert to celebrate turning 70. Yay! What a festive month this is, the holidays, sure, and you turning 70 and celebrating your 50th anniversary with mom. I guess you got married when... Continue Reading →
Friday, December 16th, 2022 “Miracles are like pimples because once you start looking for them, you find more than you ever dreamed you'd see.” ~ Lemony Snicket, The Lump of Coal Santa's wondering why the mailbox is STILL empty... The North Pole has yet to receive one letter. What in the world is going on?!Santa... Continue Reading →
(PWIS-ənt) "I got you a wittle pwesent, you wascally wabbit." Seconds later, Elmer Fudd explodes into bits by a powerful stick of dynamite. Scene - from every Bugs Bunny episode. "You know what's driving *me* crazy? You, not getting the ball in the hole." ~ Bob Barker, Happy Gilmore Thoughts, Tuesday, December 13th, 2022 Bob... Continue Reading →
Friday, December 9th, 2022 "The heart that loves is always young." ~ Greek Proverb 50 years ago today, my Grandpa Considine told my dad on his wedding day,"Remember, son, marriage is a sentence, not a word."My dad’s still serving time.Happy 50th Wedding Anniversary, Mom and Dad!♥️ "I must have slipped on something." Santa did some... Continue Reading →
"Hey, Rico! You want dis card or not? Eh? I'm a-tellin' you, dis card is da best card for shoppin', dinin', laser tag, etc., and dat card you gots right der, you can just trow it away." "Laughter is timeless, imagination has no age, and dreams are forever." ~ Walt Disney Thoughts, Tuesday, November 29th,... Continue Reading →
Friday, November 25th, 2022 “Thank you, the day after Thanksgiving, or as the makers of sweatpants call it, 'the busy season.'" ~ Jimmy Fallon "Excuse me, lad, what day is it? It's the day after Thanksgiving?They did it! The Spirits did it all in one long day. I don't know what to do. I'm as... Continue Reading →
There he is! What's that? Oh, it's just something he does, hiding from me fortnightly. Yep... every two weeks he's blending in with the furniture, camouflaging himself out back or masked inside somewhere he ought not to be. Why? It's his idea, thinking it will bring us closer together. Do I enjoy it? Nope, on... Continue Reading →
Friday, November 18th, 2022 “Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.” ~ Kevin James "I'm having the best month of my life! Everyone's feeding me, stuffing me, keeping me free from the dogs... I don't know what's going on, and you know what? I don't want to know. I'm done questioning things.... Continue Reading →
