Friday, March 1st, 2024 "Beware; for I am fearless, and therefore powerful." ~ Frankenstein Dad said it's a perfect day for me to go ice skating. "Sure! Most vegetables like to workout. Spuds lunge..." "Carrots kick… hard. Trust me on that one." "...I mean, would people eat us if we didn't look this good?" My... Continue Reading →
Why Does My Déjà Vu Occur When I’m Not Doing Anything?
Monday, December 7th, 2020 "A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory." ~ Steven Wright Going to bed at night takes forever. My memory foam pillow forgets everything. Every night we go through the same conversation. Yes, you're a pillow.Yes, I’m going to put my head on you.Yes, all night.Yes, this is... Continue Reading →
Running to and fro…
Monday, October 26th, 2020 "If it doesn't challenge you, it won't change you." ~ Fred Devito I walk these streets. And these streets. And these streets. And these... I got my wings today. Feminine pads, with wings. Super powers in my undies. In case my underwear needs to be somewhere, really fast. We’re looking to... Continue Reading →
Talent
Thursday, September 24th, 2020 "When the voice and the vision on the inside is more profound, and more clear and loud than all opinions on the outside, you've begun to master your life." ~ Dr. John It's not that tall in person. I don’t mean to brag, but I can sneeze, blow my nose and... Continue Reading →