Friday, June 25th, 2021 “Individually, we are one drop. Together, we are an ocean." ~ Ryunosuke Akutagawa “The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears or the sea.” ~ Isak Dinesen My eyes feel funny. Everything's looking different to me. Nope, never mind, back to normal. That was weird. I could work here. Hey,... Continue Reading →
A Little Bit Slower Now
Monday, June 21st, 2021 “Once she stopped rushing through life, she was amazed how much more life she had time for.” ~ Unknown “Most people’s minds are almost always too busy for them to feel their skins being caressed by the wind or the sun.” ~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana Speed walk, speed talk, speed sleep, speed...... Continue Reading →
Photo Friday
Friday, June 18th, 2021 "Every day is a new life to a wise man." ~ Dale Carnegie Can I push you? One minute I was on my stool on the roof, then a huge bee buzzed by me ... "Great, here comes Carl. Maybe he'll just fly by."Dang it, he's hovering ..."Hey guys!""We gotta find... Continue Reading →
World Famous Potatoes
Monday, June 14th, 2021 "Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?" ~ Robin Williams "Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" ~ George Carlin License Plates & State Slogans ... When each state's representatives determined their slogan,... Continue Reading →
Photo Friday
Friday, June 11th, 2021 "There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter. " ~ Billy Connolly Bring Your Daughter to Work Day Honey, over here is where your mom sits all day. And maybe next year I'll have an umbrella on a chain. How much if I just want to sit and eat my... Continue Reading →
What In The Hell …
Monday, June 7th, 2021 "How do the men who drive the snowplow get to work in the morning?" ~ Steven Wright "Mexican weather report: Chilli Today and Hot Tamale." ~ Paul Rodriguez I don't get it ... Is it just me, or is dressing properly for the weather nearly impossible? It seems warm, it’s warm... Continue Reading →
Photo Friday
Friday, June 4th, 2021 "Re-examine all you have been told. Dismiss what insults your soul." ~ Walt Whitman You can't miss it. I'll leave the light on. “There is no ‘we’ in summer. Only ‘u’ and ‘me’.” ~ Unknown Dang, do you mind? Take a picture, it'll last longer ... Signs of global warming. Hey... Continue Reading →
Photo Friday
Friday, May 28th, 2021 "Everyone needs someone who will call and say, 'Get dressed. We're going on an adventure.'" ~ Unknown Enjoy the holiday weekend! Stay safe, hang loose! 🏄🏻♀️ Now, there's a horse's ass. Cruella de Vil sporting a toilet paper cape? Oh my God, I'm stuck. I'm stuck!! Back to the Future IV:... Continue Reading →
Wednesday’s Words
Wednesday, May 26th, 2021 "All that time, you go, 'God, am I slipping away here?' And then something great happens, you get a call, and work begets more work." ~ Billy Crystal Slipped Woke upIt’s stirring in my heartThis is it, going to startIt’s my dayCreate it my wayMorning wentHad good intentionsKnew I could Slipped... Continue Reading →
It’s Still There
Monday, May 24th, 2021 "I don't like magic, but I have been known to make guys disappear." ~ Mr. T When toothpaste drops on your shirt ... You wet it and wipe it off and it looks clean. Later at work, someone points at your shirt so you look down, and there it is again.... Continue Reading →