Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, July 14th, 2023 The Last of the Mo-exicans (posts). "'I hate tacos,' said no Juan ever." ~ Mexican humor Ah... the fan feels so good. Ricardo's got the list for this year's Mexican Oscar Nominees! ...Also, he's looking for the Goldstein party to drive them to their resort. God willing, a plane flies over... Continue Reading →
In a nition... like rrrs, we celebrate our frrrdom with explosive sticks of frrr that we ooh and rrr over. Well, unless one gets sparked in the head causing a lack of mental vigor and enthusiasm to enjoy the frrrwrrrks - then one may cease to celebrate, entirely. Until then, Happy 4th! Wear a helmet.... Continue Reading →
Rap. Sure... us? Ok, yo - here it go... I'm on cloud nine, feelin' all fine, even though you can't tell by my face 'cause I just sucked on a lemon rind. I'm ecstatic, elated... going to the pool, and my swimmies are inflated. "I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I... Continue Reading →
Try el. It's the same as 'the' in Spanish. El actor está en juicio. Translates to - The actor is on trial. I first thought it meant an ill actor went on a juice cleanse - but it's more about him/her and legal proceedings. Not at all how it sounds - can't go based on... Continue Reading →
huh-rang he-rang "Girl... he rang?" "Yes." "Did he rant?" "Yes!" "I'd like to make a toast! Does anyone have any bread? A toaster?" ~ Kim Considine Thoughts, Tuesday, May 23rd, 2023 *My Dad - far right - in a wedding. *Me - second from right - in a wedding. Sunglasses... What did they do before... Continue Reading →
Sort of... (I Don't Mind Mopping the Floor.) “Follow your heart, listen to your inner voice, and stop caring about what others think.” ~ Roy T. Bennett Tuesday, April 25th, 2023 I Really Don't Mind Mopping the Floor. P.S. Grab Your Grippie Socks. "What? Oh, man!" "Come here, Kim. This is the floor cleaner. This... Continue Reading →
Sort of... (Fingernail Polish Can Fix A Car) “I didn’t do it. Hey, you want to go do something?” ~ Kim Considine Tuesday, April 4th, 2023 Fingernail Polish Can Fix A Car & Pebbles and Stones May Mend a Fence Boom! We dropped to the floor... It was really late. We had just pulled up... Continue Reading →
Sort of... (Never Color My Hair To Cure Boredom) "I got my hair highlighted because I felt that some strands were more important than others." ~ Mitch Hedberg Tuesday, March 28th, 2023 Never - Ever Again - It's happened More Than Once - But I'll Never Again Color My Hair To Cure Boredom I Hope... Continue Reading →
Sort of... (DRIVING - FINALE) “Thinking about an old car of mine that got stuck in reverse gear. That took me back.” ~ Puns&Oneliners.com Tuesday, March 21st, 2023 How To Not Get Asked To Drive ~ Ever ~ (Part 1, Part II, Part III, Part IV, Part V) Part VI... Then this happened... A perfectly,... Continue Reading →
Sort of... (DRIVING - Part V) "It's not your job to be likable. It's your job to be yourself. Someone will like you anyway." ~ Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie Tuesday, March 14th, 2023 How To Not Get Asked To Drive ~ Ever ~ (Part 1, Part II, Part III, Part IV) Part V... Winter. Midwest... It... Continue Reading →
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