Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, January 21st, 2022 ¨There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.¨ ~ Jerry Seinfeld It's like they rounded us up then said, ... "Hey kids, there's no Santa Claus." Flash. My first impersonation ... Squiggy Seriously though, look at the size of my head. I can barely hold it up ...... Continue Reading →
Friday, January 14th, 2021 "Is not life a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves?" ~ Friedrich Nietzsche My snowman and pee. Yeah, where's the cameras? Someone somewhere is probably thinking ... I wish I'd have seen this EARLIER!! God ... Live ... Open mic night in the park! I said I could... Continue Reading →
Friday, January 7th, 2021 “There are better things ahead than any we leave behind.” ~ C.S. Lewis The funny thing is, I don't have a green thumb. Decorating doesn't have to take a lot of time. My year is filling up fast! P.S. I assumed millimeters, not inches, when I ordered this planner. I actually... Continue Reading →
Friday, December 10th, 2021 "If you want your children to be intelligent read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales.“ ~ Albert Einstein Ah! The moon's still a little too far to the right. We're looking for one more volunteer to go caroling. We just need... Continue Reading →
Friday, November 26th, 2021 "It's a small journey to changing direction." ~ Jim Rohn Post-Thanksgiving drinks for all the Turkey Survivors! "Yes, AT&T? The moon's disrupting my service again. Yeah, the loop thing." All those on the left were willing to change, see what happened? Right side? Black Friday Night Cooldown. "A holiday is an... Continue Reading →
Friday, November 19th, 2021 "Autumn shows us how beautiful it is to let things go." ~ Uknown My friends have been telling me for years, "You've got to go to Long Island, it's worth the drive. You'll love it there!" Well, I had every intention of going. But along the way, I found Treasure Island,... Continue Reading →
Friday, November 5th, 2021 “If you are losing faith in human nature, go out and watch a marathon.” ~ Kathrine Switzer, women’s marathoning pioneer My word! My water just broke.I had no idea I was carrying twins. Sure, I'll need to rethink a few things, but it's ok. This is ... good news. Yeah, this... Continue Reading →
Friday, October 29th, 2021 "Whatever you do, don't fall asleep." ~ A Nightmare on Elm Street What do you mean I'm fired? What, 'cause I'm too nice, not scary enough?! I can change, I can be scary! "Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, 'Never take candy from strangers.' And then they dressed... Continue Reading →
Monday, October 25th, 2021 "There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person." ~ Dan Greenberg Janice lives in Jersey ... she works in HR. Based on a True Story that my brother Aaron and I made up the other day via texting with Cat... Continue Reading →
Friday, October 22nd, 2021 "Small acts of decency ripple in ways we could never imagine." ~ Cory Booker My trampoline's a little springy. I'll be down in a bit. In case of an emergency, like a blazing fire, breathe into this tube until assistance arrives. Caution, the copper wire is highly flammable and super sensitive... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 