“Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep.” ~ A Nightmare on Elm Street
What do you mean I’m fired? What, ’cause I’m too nice, not scary enough?! I can change, I can be scary!
“Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, ‘Never take candy from strangers.’ And then they dressed me up and said, ‘Go beg for it.’ ” ~ Rita Rudner
I just saved money on Geico.Me too!I had no idea that you were even thinking about switching.
Ya know, I’ve been thinkin about switchin my insurance as well, and … what?There’s a spider on my what?AHHHHH!He left me without a car or a house, but I’m insured. I’m with Geico.I don’t have a car, a house, or A BODY, and I’m with Geico.Should, should I be thinking about insurance?I’m dead and I’m a customer. Us too. And you’re all still saving!Great, here comes Keto Karl. Don’t sit down, don’t sit down, don’t …Hey folks, Keto Karl here, and I’d like to take a minute or two to talk to y’all about the benefits of a low carb, bone enhancing, high-energy diet.Let the winds pick up, dear lord, let the winds pick up …Who called an Uber?Oh, that’s for me. Do you mind if we share? My broom is being funny today, kept flying me past my ex’s house and stalling right above the front entrance. Real funny like.
“The moon has awoken with the sleep of the sun, the light has been broken; the spell has begun.” ~ Midgard Morningstar
I took my troubles down to Madame Ruth
You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth
She's got a pad down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine
Selling little bottles of Love Potion No. 9 by The Searchers on Spotify/YouTube.
Friday, October 2nd, 2026 “Admire as much as you can; most people don’t admire enough.” ~ Vincent Van Gogh “My dentist told me I have a million-dollar smile. She told me that from her mansion.” ~ Kim Considine You can get just so much from a good thingYou can linger too long in your dreamsSay…
Friday, September 25th, 2026 “Fall: the beautiful time of year between heat stroke and frostbite.” ~ Anonymous “I slept funny last night. I kept telling jokes the whole time.” ~ Kim Considine You don’t need money, don’t take fameDon’t need no credit card to ride this trainIt’s strong and it’s sudden, and it’s cruel sometimesBut…
Friday, September 18th, 2026 “Never be limited by other people’s limited imaginations.” ~ Mae Jemison “You got this!” ~ Me referring to the tab at the bar Save me some sunshineI’m on my way…Save Me Some Sunshine by RAFFERTY on Spotify/YouTube. “You belong somewhere you feel free.” ~ Tom Petty
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