Friday, October 29th, 2021
“Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep.” ~ A Nightmare on Elm Street
What do you mean I’m fired? What, ’cause I’m too nice, not scary enough?! I can change, I can be scary!
“Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, ‘Never take candy from strangers.’ And then they dressed me up and said, ‘Go beg for it.’ ” ~ Rita Rudner
I just saved money on Geico. 
Me too! 
I had no idea that you were even thinking about switching.
Ya know, I’ve been thinkin about switchin my insurance as well, and … what? 
There’s a spider on my what? 
AHHHHH!
He left me without a car or a house, but I’m insured. I’m with Geico. 
I don’t have a car, a house, or A BODY, and I’m with Geico. 
Should, should I be thinking about insurance?
I’m dead and I’m a customer. 
Us too. 
And you’re all still saving!
Great, here comes Keto Karl. Don’t sit down, don’t sit down, don’t … 
Hey folks, Keto Karl here, and I’d like to take a minute or two to talk to y’all about the benefits of a low carb, bone enhancing, high-energy diet. 
Let the winds pick up, dear lord, let the winds pick up …
Who called an Uber? 
Oh, that’s for me. 
Do you mind if we share? My broom is being funny today, kept flying me past my ex’s house and stalling right above the front entrance. Real funny like.
“The moon has awoken with the sleep of the sun, the light has been broken; the spell has begun.” ~ Midgard Morningstar
I took my troubles down to Madame Ruth You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth She's got a pad down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine Selling little bottles of Love Potion No. 9 by The Searchers on Spotify/YouTube.
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Take that …
Kim Considine 
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