Meet Janice from Jersey

Monday, October 25th, 2021

There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person.” ~ Dan Greenberg

Janice lives in Jersey … she works in HR.

Based on a True Story that my brother Aaron and I made up the other day via texting with Cat GIFs.

Meet Janice, she works in HR, she’s got all the gossip and none of it’s true.

She’s picking up her nephew from school today. He’s a pill. Keeps putting glue on her headset when she works from home.


Haha!! Janice doesn’t get mad though because her favorite soap opera is on and it’s chicken salad Tuesday.

Yeah, she seems to be really quite content. But she has her moments, like if her soap is canceled due to a televised presidential debate or press conference … whoa.

Lol! Yeah, that really ticks her off. Nobody wants to be around her when that happens. She likes her Bingo night too.

Next day …

Janice is in the office today if you have any HR questions.


Lol, she’s a little irritable though because the cleaning crew threw away her half-empty box of Triscuits sitting on her desk overnight.


That was the one thing that got her up this morning and into the office. Now she’s going to have to put on her sneakers 👟 and run out during lunch to buy more Triscuits.

Haha. She’s going to tell her best friend near work about it over lunch. It’s going to take up 90% of their lunch break and she will apologize for going on and on about it and finally ask, how is everything with you? But it’s time to clock back in.

Lol!!!
Lol, oh, Janice.

Steve in New Jersey, he works at the grocery store near Janice’s office.

Steve actually ate her Triscuits. Janice didn’t leave them at her desk, she left them on the bench when she bolted off after lunch the previous day. Steve felt good about eating every … single … Triscuit.

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.” ~ Garrison Keillor

*Both of the cat clips above were sourced from Giphy.com.

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  1. Not sure if you got my text, but Janice woke up with a rash today so maybe keep your distance. Until we know more. You can email her with any HR questions, etc. Just don’t mention the rash. She’s embarrassed, came in today wearing a scarf and extra rouge, but it’s still super noticeable.

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