Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, February 17th, 2023 "As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on." ~ Woody Allen "Let's try it again. Your eyes were gone." "Nope. Actually. It's creepier this way." "Got it! Now there's a Swipe Right." "Aughhh... my... Continue Reading →
Sort of... (DRIVING - Part I) “You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine'.” ~ Tommy Cooper Thoughts, Tuesday, February 14th, 2023 How To Not Get Asked To Drive ~ Ever ~ “Kim, Wake up!” I peel my head from the... Continue Reading →
So can I. Your afro can make you look 3 inches taller. Easily. Now, I'm not a person from Africa, but I love Ethiopian coffee. All things and people are equal to me as they should be, you see. 'Twould be a lame world if we all were the same. It's good to honor the... Continue Reading →
Friday, February 3rd, 2023 "Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe." ~ A.A. Milne "Hi there, I'm the sun. I keep you warm when you swim and when you're outside having fun. I may cause some glares, but no one's perfect!" "Sorry, don't run. I just need a little favor." "Please, call... Continue Reading →
Friday, January 27th, 2023 "Not what we have but what we enjoy constitutes our abundance." ~ Jean Antoine Petit-Senn "Fran." "Yes, dear." "You know we haven't had any snow this season, right?" "Yes, dear." "And you know our lunatic neighbor is on house arrest, right?" "Yes, dear." "Fran, that's his truck." (Dun Dun Dun...) Ordering... Continue Reading →
Friday, January 6th, 2023 “It sounds so simple, but if you just be yourself, you’re different than anyone else." ~ Tony Bennett "Show me the sign, and you can enter." (Flying frog with a stye.) Julie. Run. "Yes, yes, Kim... pull them up higher. It looks cool, yeah, higher," said Kim's shadow nerd. "Well, hello... Continue Reading →
Seven tea flavors for your birthday cake, dad! We thought you'd love a peppermint, fennel, dandelion, hibiscus, rooibos, earl grey, and orange peel desert to celebrate turning 70. Yay! What a festive month this is, the holidays, sure, and you turning 70 and celebrating your 50th anniversary with mom. I guess you got married when... Continue Reading →
Friday, December 16th, 2022 “Miracles are like pimples because once you start looking for them, you find more than you ever dreamed you'd see.” ~ Lemony Snicket, The Lump of Coal Santa's wondering why the mailbox is STILL empty... The North Pole has yet to receive one letter. What in the world is going on?!Santa... Continue Reading →
Friday, December 9th, 2022 "The heart that loves is always young." ~ Greek Proverb 50 years ago today, my Grandpa Considine told my dad on his wedding day,"Remember, son, marriage is a sentence, not a word."My dad’s still serving time.Happy 50th Wedding Anniversary, Mom and Dad!♥️ "I must have slipped on something." Santa did some... Continue Reading →
Friday, November 18th, 2022 “Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.” ~ Kevin James "I'm having the best month of my life! Everyone's feeding me, stuffing me, keeping me free from the dogs... I don't know what's going on, and you know what? I don't want to know. I'm done questioning things.... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 