Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, June 18th, 2021 "Every day is a new life to a wise man." ~ Dale Carnegie Can I push you? One minute I was on my stool on the roof, then a huge bee buzzed by me ... "Great, here comes Carl. Maybe he'll just fly by."Dang it, he's hovering ..."Hey guys!""We gotta find... Continue Reading →
Monday, June 14th, 2021 "Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?" ~ Robin Williams "Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" ~ George Carlin License Plates & State Slogans ... When each state's representatives determined their slogan,... Continue Reading →
Friday, June 11th, 2021 "There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter. " ~ Billy Connolly Bring Your Daughter to Work Day Honey, over here is where your mom sits all day. And maybe next year I'll have an umbrella on a chain. How much if I just want to sit and eat my... Continue Reading →
Monday, June 7th, 2021 "How do the men who drive the snowplow get to work in the morning?" ~ Steven Wright "Mexican weather report: Chilli Today and Hot Tamale." ~ Paul Rodriguez I don't get it ... Is it just me, or is dressing properly for the weather nearly impossible? It seems warm, it’s warm... Continue Reading →
Friday, June 4th, 2021 "Re-examine all you have been told. Dismiss what insults your soul." ~ Walt Whitman You can't miss it. I'll leave the light on. “There is no ‘we’ in summer. Only ‘u’ and ‘me’.” ~ Unknown Dang, do you mind? Take a picture, it'll last longer ... Signs of global warming. Hey... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 28th, 2021 "Everyone needs someone who will call and say, 'Get dressed. We're going on an adventure.'" ~ Unknown Enjoy the holiday weekend! Stay safe, hang loose! 🏄🏻♀️ Now, there's a horse's ass. Cruella de Vil sporting a toilet paper cape? Oh my God, I'm stuck. I'm stuck!! Back to the Future IV:... Continue Reading →
Wednesday, May 26th, 2021 "All that time, you go, 'God, am I slipping away here?' And then something great happens, you get a call, and work begets more work." ~ Billy Crystal Slipped Woke upIt’s stirring in my heartThis is it, going to startIt’s my dayCreate it my wayMorning wentHad good intentionsKnew I could Slipped... Continue Reading →
Monday, May 24th, 2021 "I don't like magic, but I have been known to make guys disappear." ~ Mr. T When toothpaste drops on your shirt ... You wet it and wipe it off and it looks clean. Later at work, someone points at your shirt so you look down, and there it is again.... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 21st, 2021 “If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?" ~ Jerry Seinfeld “Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.” ~ Phyllis Diller Just one more electrical box and a few more chords. Will you hand me that antenna? Kids, look around, breathe it in, this is nature.... Continue Reading →
Monday, May 17th, 2021 "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet." ~ William Shakespeare "I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name." ~ Paula Poundstone Most people assume I'm a 'Kimberly'. It's incredibly confusing to many when I... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 