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Sort of... (DRIVING - Part IV) “If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” ~ Earl Wilson Tuesday, March 7th, 2023 Another satisfied passenger - above. How To Not Get Asked To Drive ~ Ever ~ (Part 1, Part II, Part III) Part IV... A Month Later... I... Continue Reading →
Sort of... (DRIVING - Part III) “I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car’s headlights and tell you exactly which way it’s coming.” ~ Mitch Hedberg Tuesday, February 28th, 2023 How To Not Get Asked To Drive ~ Ever ~ (Part 1, Part II) Part III... As I Sped, Again... Continue Reading →
Sort of... (DRIVING - Part II) “Yes, officer, I did see the speed limit sign. I just didn’t see you.” ~ Unknown Tuesday, February 21st, 2023 How To Not Get Asked To Drive ~ Ever ~ (Part 1) Part II... As I Was Speeding ... With his coffee cup in his hands... my dad escorts... Continue Reading →
Sort of... (DRIVING - Part I) “You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine'.” ~ Tommy Cooper Thoughts, Tuesday, February 14th, 2023 How To Not Get Asked To Drive ~ Ever ~ “Kim, Wake up!” I peel my head from the... Continue Reading →
The great egret of my life, you ask? Not knowin' I was a swan the whole time, I suppose. For some reason, my pure-white plumage, long flexible neck, and every time I passed by a full-length mirror, I was thinkin' I was just a common egret. Well, I ain't no relative of a heron, I... Continue Reading →
Oi! Why is thee window sill o wet? I see you and your ankles, not just your outline behind thee whisper-white curtains. (walking away) I should have pretended I didn't see 'em. Oi. I should have paid more attention to 'em when he were younger. I blame me-self. "If you don't have any shadows, you're... Continue Reading →
A loan? Sure. I'll grant you this advance. Just one solitary request, you give me your arms. The strap-ons... "What a lovely surprise to finally discover how unlonely being alone can be." ~ Ellen Burstyn Thoughts, Tuesday, January 3rd, 2023 ~ Strap-on Muscular Arms (Infomercial) For women and men: a self-protection device to deter predators.... Continue Reading →
Friday, December 30th, 2022 "Never regret anything that made you smile." ~ Mark Twain I'm reading your future; your tea steam patterns show... a snail and a gecko. Does this mean anything to you? "Hey, remember when I said, "The sausages look done"...?That was about 20 minutes ago. Rudolph, tired of spotting Santa all afternoon,... Continue Reading →
Seven tea flavors for your birthday cake, dad! We thought you'd love a peppermint, fennel, dandelion, hibiscus, rooibos, earl grey, and orange peel desert to celebrate turning 70. Yay! What a festive month this is, the holidays, sure, and you turning 70 and celebrating your 50th anniversary with mom. I guess you got married when... Continue Reading →
(PWIS-ənt) "I got you a wittle pwesent, you wascally wabbit." Seconds later, Elmer Fudd explodes into bits by a powerful stick of dynamite. Scene - from every Bugs Bunny episode. "You know what's driving *me* crazy? You, not getting the ball in the hole." ~ Bob Barker, Happy Gilmore Thoughts, Tuesday, December 13th, 2022 Bob... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 