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Sort of... (Fingernail Polish Can Fix A Car) “I didn’t do it. Hey, you want to go do something?” ~ Kim Considine Tuesday, April 4th, 2023 Fingernail Polish Can Fix A Car & Pebbles and Stones May Mend a Fence Boom! We dropped to the floor... It was really late. We had just pulled up... Continue Reading →
Friday, March 31st, 2023 “Spring is the time of the year when it is summer in the sun and winter in the shade.” ~ Charles Dickens Monday... Tuesday... (Tulip was last spotted burning his clothes in a dumpster on the corner of E. 36th & Lex Ave.) "What?" "What did you just say?" "I thaid,... Continue Reading →
Sort of... (DRIVING - FINALE) “Thinking about an old car of mine that got stuck in reverse gear. That took me back.” ~ Puns&Oneliners.com Tuesday, March 21st, 2023 How To Not Get Asked To Drive ~ Ever ~ (Part 1, Part II, Part III, Part IV, Part V) Part VI... Then this happened... A perfectly,... Continue Reading →
Friday, March 17th, 2023 “What do you call a bulletproof Irishman? Rick-O-Shea…” ~ Irish Joke "This is camera 4 speaking. So far nothing." "I read you loud and clear, camera 4, this is camera 2. All is good on my end, over." "Alert! This is camera 7 outback, Mom and dad are approaching through the... Continue Reading →
Friday, March 11th, 2023 "Imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization." ~ Henry Ward Beecher Just a reminder to everyone out there - follow your dreams - no matter what... It may not happen overnight, but it will happen.(recipe above - Turn 12 cookies into 1) "The name's Pond... "...James Dry Pond." (Boom, de... Continue Reading →
Sort of... (DRIVING - Part IV) “If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” ~ Earl Wilson Tuesday, March 7th, 2023 Another satisfied passenger - above. How To Not Get Asked To Drive ~ Ever ~ (Part 1, Part II, Part III) Part IV... A Month Later... I... Continue Reading →
Friday, February 10th, 2023 Want a raisin? No? How about a date? ~ 😉 I don't even like small talk when I shop in stores. It's the only evidence we have to go on. I wish they would have left a sock as well. Something to fill in the gaps. These bath bombs are amazing!... Continue Reading →
Friday, January 20th, 2022 "A friend of mine once sent me a postcard with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back, it said, 'Wish you were here.'" ~ Steven Wright I wash everything, especially my electronics. I throw them in the spin cycle, then hang them out to dry.... Continue Reading →
A loan? Sure. I'll grant you this advance. Just one solitary request, you give me your arms. The strap-ons... "What a lovely surprise to finally discover how unlonely being alone can be." ~ Ellen Burstyn Thoughts, Tuesday, January 3rd, 2023 ~ Strap-on Muscular Arms (Infomercial) For women and men: a self-protection device to deter predators.... Continue Reading →
Seven tea flavors for your birthday cake, dad! We thought you'd love a peppermint, fennel, dandelion, hibiscus, rooibos, earl grey, and orange peel desert to celebrate turning 70. Yay! What a festive month this is, the holidays, sure, and you turning 70 and celebrating your 50th anniversary with mom. I guess you got married when... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 