Friday, March 5th, 2021 “March is the month God created to show people who don’t drink what a hangover is like.” - Garrison Keillor Have you seen him?? This is the most recent photo that I have of Max, taken about two years ago. But he still looks exactly the same! No, I'm like serious... Continue Reading →
Photo Friday
Friday, February 26th, 2021 "Cold! If the thermometer had been an inch longer we'd have frozen to death." - Mark Twain Thank you, I just had it set. Well, the cold is actually good for my hairstyle, it's just the wind that... Dang it!! Bubble BoyHas a growth spurt. No extra charge. That's it! I'm... Continue Reading →
Photo Friday
Friday, February 19th, 2021 "Love keeps the cold out better than a cloak." ~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow OMG, there you are!I turned my back for one second... “To appreciate the beauty of a snowflake it is necessary to stand out in the cold.” - Aristotle Over here guys... Nope, still over here. (Under my breath:... Continue Reading →
Monday Rain, Again
Monday, February 15th, 2021 ”On a sunny clear day, you can improve your body; on a rainy foggy day, you can improve your mind!” ~ Mehmet Murat ildan Monday Rain I’m not kiddingIt’s Monday with rainMonday againIt’s Monday rainI’ve got leaving on my brainReady to rockFeeling a strollGet the hell out of this holeAbout to... Continue Reading →
Photo Friday
Friday, February 12th, 2021 "Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess." ~ Lemony Snicket Timmy doesn't like Valentine's Day. Time for a break! Ok, now that we're all gathered here together, we have a few important topics to cover... Continue Reading →
Urgent Staff Meeting Tonight
Tuesday, February 9th, 2021 @ 8:00pm ET Clergy meeting tonight to figure out why the congregation numbers are so low. Since 1972. We will begin collecting all senior staff around 7:30 pm. Please stand outside and wait for us. We WILL be there.Just a reminder that this is our church van, please treat it with respect. No granola,... Continue Reading →
Photo Friday
Friday, February 5th, 2021 “When people ask me what equipment I use - I tell them my eyes.” ~ Anonymous Ok, Charlie ... I think you've had one too many. Just me give me that beer and let me drive you home. I said, give it to me! Hey, we really need to talk about... Continue Reading →
Pave My Way
Monday, February 1st, 2021 “When the path ignites a soul, there's no remaining in place. The foot touches ground,but not for long.” ~ Hakim Sanai Brick streets. Why not marbles? Was somebody sitting outside one day, admiring their brick home, thinking... God I love brick. In my world, I'd make everything out of brick; a... Continue Reading →
Photo Friday
Friday, January 29, 2021 “If your pictures aren’t good enough, you’re not close enough.” ~ Robert Capa And just behind the Guggenheim, you'll see the PEZ Dispenser Headquarters. Nature's chocolate-vanilla swirl. I tawt I taw a puddy tat. ... I did! Man, these Rainbow Brite sneakers are leaving marks everywhere! Over those nose, Frosty. Over... Continue Reading →
Problem?
Monday, January 25th, 2021 Gamifying is another thing I’m very big on. Let’s make this into a game. Whatever the problem is, let’s make it a game." ~ Seinfeld (in a recent podcast w/ Tim Ferriss) From the book: That Is Priceless: Art's Greatest Masterpieces… Made Slightly Funnierby Steve Melcher. Sometimes, when it gets really... Continue Reading →