Friday, February 12th 2021
“Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby—awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.” – Lemony Snicket
“People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.” – Bob Hope
Party of three, please. 
Actually, can we have that table over there?
I just got my nails done, went to the bank, paid a few bills, now I can finally camp for an hour. 
I’m so glad you remembered to bring the tent. Good thinking.
… Hey!
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.” – Will Ferrell
“My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me.” – Garry Shandling
A song to kickstart the weekend: Can’t Buy Me Love by The Beatles on Spotify/YouTube.
Happy Valentine’s Day to all!♥️
“Ok, Steve, I’ll get these out for you. Wait …
Where’s mine?”
