ab·squat·u·late

Ab, squat, you late again! You left abruptly last session, and show up late this session?! You're gonna sweat, let's go! Ab, squat, ab, squat, plié ... ab, squat! "I have nothing in common with lazy people who blame others for their lack of success. Great things come from hard work and perseverance. No excuses."... Continue Reading →

pho·to

[ foh-toh ] He had Pho toe! I'm telling you. His foot smelled exactly like Wagyu Beef Pho! I had some recently and that's exactly what his toe and the rest of his foot smelled like. He took that sock off, and I'll be ... it smelt exactly like my dinner a few months back. If... Continue Reading →

ig·no·rant

Ignore Aunt Bethany! She didn't mean it when she said that you're stupid. It was a bit insensible of her, sure. However, she is rude, impolite, and ill-mannered. "It's not about who is real to your face, it's about who stays real behind your back." ~ Unknown Thoughts, Tuesday, May 24th, 2022 ~ Absurdity ...... Continue Reading →

se·cure

Suck your lips together like a dis 😗 pursing as such. Fix or fasten up to your mouth a candy wrapper or a blade of grass - pulling tightly, nice and taut, on both ends - pucker and blow. You'll be whistling in an instant. Or wear a set of Invisalign braces and pronounce any... Continue Reading →

rack·et

It's not my card, rack it up! Don't make a lot of noise. But hey, let's have some fun! "No idea is final." ~ Taika Waititi Thoughts, Tuesdays, May 3rd, 2022 THE PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE ROOMMATES. SCENE: MARY'S FAVORITE WONDER WOMAN COFFEE MUG IS CHIPPED. INT. APARTMENT – DAY Mary's just walking in the door and heading into the kitchen,... Continue Reading →

Wednesday’s Words

Wednesday, April 27th, 2022 “If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.” ~ Milton Berle Listen here, see, I'd like to introduce you to the beginning of a short little story called SHAKE. SHAKE She woke up, that’s good. Had a shake, head to toe, not great. She swayed, steadied, and carried herself down the hall,... Continue Reading →

re·pair

You can now reap hair with a do-it-yourself sickle! Just don't let anyone tickle while you sickle, or you'll need to fix and/or mend a few body parts, especially your head. Ye shall have to sew what you reap. Thoughts, Tuesday, April 26, 2022 “Never limit yourself because of others’ limited imagination; never limit others... Continue Reading →

mis·take

I miss steak. I eat a lot of greens and random things, so yeah, I miss steak. I don't miss the thought of a cow blinking away flies, flipping its tail while standing in poo out in the middle of a steamy field while I eat its body, no, I don't miss that part. Well,... Continue Reading →

be·lieve

Bee, leave me. Now! Fine, sting me. I accept that it'll hurt, but I'll live and you'll die. Unless I'm allergic. I don't suppose that I am. But, uh, maybe let's just … WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE?! (I’m making a beeline out of ... ow!) "You can never run away. Not ever. The only way... Continue Reading →

ac·o·lyte

I go late because my assistant isn't great. Thoughts, Tuesday, April 5th, 2022 "You have to have confidence in your vision or else no one else will trust in it." ~ Mary Katrantzou Do you Troost me? The wi-fi is down. I was sitting in a cafe while the wifi was connecting ... A girl... Continue Reading →

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