Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Monday, June 7th, 2021 "How do the men who drive the snowplow get to work in the morning?" ~ Steven Wright "Mexican weather report: Chilli Today and Hot Tamale." ~ Paul Rodriguez I don't get it ... Is it just me, or is dressing properly for the weather nearly impossible? It seems warm, it’s warm... Continue Reading →
Friday, June 4th, 2021 "Re-examine all you have been told. Dismiss what insults your soul." ~ Walt Whitman You can't miss it. I'll leave the light on. “There is no ‘we’ in summer. Only ‘u’ and ‘me’.” ~ Unknown Dang, do you mind? Take a picture, it'll last longer ... Signs of global warming. Hey... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 28th, 2021 "Everyone needs someone who will call and say, 'Get dressed. We're going on an adventure.'" ~ Unknown Enjoy the holiday weekend! Stay safe, hang loose! 🏄🏻♀️ Now, there's a horse's ass. Cruella de Vil sporting a toilet paper cape? Oh my God, I'm stuck. I'm stuck!! Back to the Future IV:... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 21st, 2021 “If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?" ~ Jerry Seinfeld “Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.” ~ Phyllis Diller Just one more electrical box and a few more chords. Will you hand me that antenna? Kids, look around, breathe it in, this is nature.... Continue Reading →
Monday, May 17th, 2021 "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet." ~ William Shakespeare "I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name." ~ Paula Poundstone Most people assume I'm a 'Kimberly'. It's incredibly confusing to many when I... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 14th, 2021 “If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?” ~ Albert Einstein The kids and I had a lovely stay at The Sodium Ranch. We just licked and laughed and played all day. But boy where we thirsty when we... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 7th, 2021 "Oh to have you in May. To talk with you under the trees. Dreaming throughout the day. Drinking the wine-like breeze." ~ Paul Laurence Dunbar But I can't teach him how to sit. You tell me ... Man, each generation just looks younger and younger to me. We're cutting corners. Should... Continue Reading →
Friday, April 30th, 2021 “Taking an image, freezing a moment, reveals how rich reality truly is.” ~ Anonymous Just hold it for me while I run to the restroom. I'll be quick! A little growth. Nothing to be concerned about. Now it's an underwater camera. She must have stepped in something. I thought they'd look... Continue Reading →
Monday, April 26th, 2021 "I'm not good at small talk. I'm really not. I'm not that great at any talk." ~ Paul Rudd Small talk … When I don’t know what to say or if I didn’t really hear what was said ... I just laugh. I know I'm off the mark - a lot... Continue Reading →
Monday, April 19th, 2021 "I don't eat lobsters, shrimp, or crawfish because I don't eat anything that looks like I should step on it." ~ George Carlin Engrossing ... A lovely word - sounds positive, attentive, and so on. Doesn't seem to have the same effect when said out loud while reading a menu. "Ah,... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 