Monday, May 17th 2021
“What’s in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.” – William Shakespeare
“I don’t have a bank account because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.” – Paula Poundstone
Most people assume I’m a ‘Kimberly’.
It’s incredibly confusing to many when I reaffirm that, “Nope, I’m just Kim.”
Sometimes this goes on for a bit, “So you’re not even a Kimmy?”
“Uh, yes, actually, I forgot. I’m a Kimmy.”
But, no. I’m just Kim.
I’d like to think that my parents were deeply impacted by the fatal and horrifying children’s folktale of Tikki Tikki Tembo and vowed to save their children by choosing one-syllabled names.
Kimberly? = She didn’t make it, she drowned.
Kim? = Alive! Safe. No issues.
But alas, my parents had other reasons for blessing us with simple labels. My dad, in particular, didn’t want us dealing with the hassles of having such lengthy full names. And since our last name, Considine, is crazy long he decided to just keep our first names easy peasy. Give us kids a break. My dad was just getting rid of unnecessary hard work for us from the very beginning.
And prepping for potential morons.
“I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.” – Benjamin Franklin
“If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?” – Billy Connolly
” … He looks around, around
He sees angels in the architecture
Spinning in infinity
He says, “Amen and Hallelujah!”
If you’ll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty, when you call me, you can call me Al
Call me … “
Friday, June 18th 2021 “Every day is a new life to a wise man.” – Dale Carnegie “Take it all in… it’s as big as it seems. Count all your blessings. Remember your dreams.” – Jimmy Buffett A song to get it going: Little Miss Magic by Jimmy Buffett on Spotify/YouTube. More Photos @ https://www.instagram.com/considinekim/
Monday, June 14th 2021 “Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” – Robin Williams License Plates & State Slogans … When each state’s representatives determined their slogan, I wonder if they were told that they could rename them later if they wanted to. But then later when they tried they were told,… Continue Reading →
Friday, June 11th 2021 “There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter. ” – Billy Connolly “A little bit of summer, is what the whole year is all about.” – John Mayer A song to kickstart the weekend: I Love This Life by Bob Schneider on Spotify/YouTube. More Photos @ https://www.instagram.com/considinekim/ “Happiness is when… Continue Reading →