Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Sort of... (I Don't Mind Mopping the Floor.) “Follow your heart, listen to your inner voice, and stop caring about what others think.” ~ Roy T. Bennett Tuesday, April 25th, 2023 I Really Don't Mind Mopping the Floor. P.S. Grab Your Grippie Socks. "What? Oh, man!" "Come here, Kim. This is the floor cleaner. This... Continue Reading →
Friday, April 21st, 2023 “Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all.” ~ Dale Carnegie "Oh my gosh!" I yelled as I ran to the fallen, burning bird. Which was also a sock. I didn't ask... Continue Reading →
Friday, March 31st, 2023 “Spring is the time of the year when it is summer in the sun and winter in the shade.” ~ Charles Dickens Monday... Tuesday... (Tulip was last spotted burning his clothes in a dumpster on the corner of E. 36th & Lex Ave.) "What?" "What did you just say?" "I thaid,... Continue Reading →
Sort of... (Never Color My Hair To Cure Boredom) "I got my hair highlighted because I felt that some strands were more important than others." ~ Mitch Hedberg Tuesday, March 28th, 2023 Never - Ever Again - It's happened More Than Once - But I'll Never Again Color My Hair To Cure Boredom I Hope... Continue Reading →
Sort of... (DRIVING - FINALE) “Thinking about an old car of mine that got stuck in reverse gear. That took me back.” ~ Puns&Oneliners.com Tuesday, March 21st, 2023 How To Not Get Asked To Drive ~ Ever ~ (Part 1, Part II, Part III, Part IV, Part V) Part VI... Then this happened... A perfectly,... Continue Reading →
Sort of... (DRIVING - Part V) "It's not your job to be likable. It's your job to be yourself. Someone will like you anyway." ~ Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie Tuesday, March 14th, 2023 How To Not Get Asked To Drive ~ Ever ~ (Part 1, Part II, Part III, Part IV) Part V... Winter. Midwest... It... Continue Reading →
Friday, March 11th, 2023 "Imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization." ~ Henry Ward Beecher Just a reminder to everyone out there - follow your dreams - no matter what... It may not happen overnight, but it will happen.(recipe above - Turn 12 cookies into 1) "The name's Pond... "...James Dry Pond." (Boom, de... Continue Reading →
Sort of... (DRIVING - Part IV) “If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” ~ Earl Wilson Tuesday, March 7th, 2023 Another satisfied passenger - above. How To Not Get Asked To Drive ~ Ever ~ (Part 1, Part II, Part III) Part IV... A Month Later... I... Continue Reading →
Friday, March 3rd, 2023 "We must believe that we are gifted for something." ~ Marie Curie My houseboat party's tonight.Let me know if you're bringing a plus 1. "Hiya." "Hmmm? Sorry, I don't have any money." "Oh, honey! No, you don't want any of this. I've been burned badly. Ain't nothin' good left in me.... Continue Reading →
Sort of... (DRIVING - Part III) “I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car’s headlights and tell you exactly which way it’s coming.” ~ Mitch Hedberg Tuesday, February 28th, 2023 How To Not Get Asked To Drive ~ Ever ~ (Part 1, Part II) Part III... As I Sped, Again... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 