Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, March 3rd, 2023 "We must believe that we are gifted for something." ~ Marie Curie My houseboat party's tonight.Let me know if you're bringing a plus 1. "Hiya." "Hmmm? Sorry, I don't have any money." "Oh, honey! No, you don't want any of this. I've been burned badly. Ain't nothin' good left in me.... Continue Reading →
Sort of... (DRIVING - Part III) “I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car’s headlights and tell you exactly which way it’s coming.” ~ Mitch Hedberg Tuesday, February 28th, 2023 How To Not Get Asked To Drive ~ Ever ~ (Part 1, Part II) Part III... As I Sped, Again... Continue Reading →
Friday, February 24th, 2023 "I never practice. I always play." ~ Wanda Landowska "I just come here to think." "Sometimes I forget, are these my hands or my feet?" "Then I laugh... because I don't know." Let me just run in and pick up my lab results... Jackie Paper was aghast, while Puff the Magic... Continue Reading →
Sort of... (DRIVING - Part II) “Yes, officer, I did see the speed limit sign. I just didn’t see you.” ~ Unknown Tuesday, February 21st, 2023 How To Not Get Asked To Drive ~ Ever ~ (Part 1) Part II... As I Was Speeding ... With his coffee cup in his hands... my dad escorts... Continue Reading →
Friday, February 17th, 2023 "As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on." ~ Woody Allen "Let's try it again. Your eyes were gone." "Nope. Actually. It's creepier this way." "Got it! Now there's a Swipe Right." "Aughhh... my... Continue Reading →
Sort of... (DRIVING - Part I) “You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine'.” ~ Tommy Cooper Thoughts, Tuesday, February 14th, 2023 How To Not Get Asked To Drive ~ Ever ~ “Kim, Wake up!” I peel my head from the... Continue Reading →
Friday, February 10th, 2023 Want a raisin? No? How about a date? ~ 😉 I don't even like small talk when I shop in stores. It's the only evidence we have to go on. I wish they would have left a sock as well. Something to fill in the gaps. These bath bombs are amazing!... Continue Reading →
Friday, February 3rd, 2023 "Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe." ~ A.A. Milne "Hi there, I'm the sun. I keep you warm when you swim and when you're outside having fun. I may cause some glares, but no one's perfect!" "Sorry, don't run. I just need a little favor." "Please, call... Continue Reading →
Friday, January 27th, 2023 "Not what we have but what we enjoy constitutes our abundance." ~ Jean Antoine Petit-Senn "Fran." "Yes, dear." "You know we haven't had any snow this season, right?" "Yes, dear." "And you know our lunatic neighbor is on house arrest, right?" "Yes, dear." "Fran, that's his truck." (Dun Dun Dun...) Ordering... Continue Reading →
Oi! Why is thee window sill o wet? I see you and your ankles, not just your outline behind thee whisper-white curtains. (walking away) I should have pretended I didn't see 'em. Oi. I should have paid more attention to 'em when he were younger. I blame me-self. "If you don't have any shadows, you're... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 