Friday, February 12th, 2021 "Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess." ~ Lemony Snicket Timmy doesn't like Valentine's Day. Time for a break! Ok, now that we're all gathered here together, we have a few important topics to cover... Continue Reading →
Wednesday’s Words
Wednesday, February 10th, 2021 "If you’re going through hell, keep going. " ~ Winston Churchill . Hang on Break upBreak outHang onAlmost clearNearly thereIt’s a knowingThen a showingHang in, please, hang on Believe in what you knowIt’s all becauseYou’re starting to grow DeceptionConstant and confoundingIt can be all that’s surroundingHang on, hang in, pleaseKnow it’s... Continue Reading →
Urgent Staff Meeting Tonight
Tuesday, February 9th, 2021 @ 8:00pm ET Clergy meeting tonight to figure out why the congregation numbers are so low. Since 1972. We will begin collecting all senior staff around 7:30 pm. Please stand outside and wait for us. We WILL be there.Just a reminder that this is our church van, please treat it with respect. No granola,... Continue Reading →
Photo Friday
Friday, January 29, 2021 “If your pictures aren’t good enough, you’re not close enough.” ~ Robert Capa And just behind the Guggenheim, you'll see the PEZ Dispenser Headquarters. Nature's chocolate-vanilla swirl. I tawt I taw a puddy tat. ... I did! Man, these Rainbow Brite sneakers are leaving marks everywhere! Over those nose, Frosty. Over... Continue Reading →
Photo Friday
Friday, January 22nd, 2021 “Character, like a photograph, develops in darkness.” ~ Yousuf Karsh They finally made it home, only to realize they forgot the eggs. - Flashback -"Ok, dad! ...For how long? Are we going somewhere this time?" Ok, here he comes, here he comes! On the count of three - we'll yell, 'Surprise!'... Continue Reading →
Wednesday’s Words
Wednesday, January 20th, 2021 “When admiring other people’s gardens, don’t forget to tend to your own flowers.” ~ Sandbar Khan “An original is always worth more than a copy.” ~ Suzy Kassem, Rise Up and Salute the Sun Me to Me I love youMe to meMe to youBack to meAhA second frozenAn eternity glimpsedOf what... Continue Reading →
Please Hold
Monday, January 18th, 2021 "I'm so uncoordinated, I can't really do that much, so my specialty is standing in one spot or holding on to something, like an exploding rocket or a jetski." ~ Johnny Knoxville Please continue to hold... Hello and... Why are all the automated answering services changing so much or are they?... Continue Reading →
Photo Friday
Friday, January 15th, 2020 “Climb the mountain so you can see the world, not so the world can see you.” ~ David McCullough Jr. "It's fall." "No, it's winter.""NO, It's fall!" And so it went, on and on and... “The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot.” ~ Michael Altshuler... Continue Reading →
Roots
Monday, January 11th, 2021 “Storms make trees take deeper roots.” ~ Dolly Parton “Maybe you are searching among the branches for what only appears in the roots.” ~ Rumi Root words. The Roman people were very busy in the beginning. "So you want us to create all the root words? ...Sure, sure." (Pause). "Wait, what... Continue Reading →
Bathroom Fresheners Need More Freshener
Monday, January 4th, 2021 “You must learn a new way to think before you can master a new way to be.” ~ Marianne Williamson Sustain a Modified State of Mind... Walking out the door saying goodbye to everyone, making eye contact, giving well wishes for the night or weekend, getting out of the elevator, heading... Continue Reading →