Monday, January 18th 2021
“I’m so uncoordinated, I can’t really do that much, so my specialty is standing in one spot or holding on to something, like an exploding rocket or a jetski.” – Johnny Knoxville
Why are all the automated answering services changing so much or are they? Maybe they just want to be heard.
“Some of our menu options have changed, please listen carefully, please!” 🙏
It’s on all the automated greetings now, why tell us? Who’s calling in enough to notice?
“Hey, this isn’t the same! What’s going on here? Somebody better start explaining and quick!”
Even if a business just opened up today, their answering service would say, “Hello and thank you for calling. We are pleased to announce that we are officially open. If you’d like to reach ANYBODY, please listen carefully, some of our menu options have changed. Please listen, just listen…”
Outgoing Messages left on our work phones…
“I’m either on my phone or away from my desk.” …That narrows it down.
What if we left all of the possibilities as to why we were unable to pick up?
What’s really weird is when you get a voicemail and someone’s guessing what you’re doing – while you’re doing it.
“Some of us think holding on makes us strong; but sometimes it is letting go.” – Hermann Hesse
What can you let go of today?
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Friday, October 15th 2021 “Take a pitcher, it’ll last longer.” ~ Unknown “Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.” ~ Kinky Friedman “Trust me, you can totally get out there and dance.” ~ Beer “You can see me in the evening When the weather’s cool But here’s a little feedback You gotta wear… Continue Reading →
Friday, October 8th 2021 “Be afraid. Be very afraid.” 👀 ~ The Fly “Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see.” 👀 ~ Edgar Allan Poe “Strange, Deranged, The Addams Family …” theme song on Spotify/YouTube. For More Photos: https://www.instagram.com/considinekim/ “I’m going to give you a little advice. There’s a force in… Continue Reading →
Friday, October 1st 2021 My mother always used to say: “The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.” ~ Rose Nylund (Betty White) in The Golden Girls “I want to see you dance again … On this Harvest Moon,” by Neil Young on Spotify/YouTube. For More Photos: https://www.instagram.com/considinekim/