Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Wednesday, April 27th, 2022 “If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.” ~ Milton Berle Listen here, see, I'd like to introduce you to the beginning of a short little story called SHAKE. SHAKE She woke up, that’s good. Had a shake, head to toe, not great. She swayed, steadied, and carried herself down the hall,... Continue Reading →
You can now reap hair with a do-it-yourself sickle! Just don't let anyone tickle while you sickle, or you'll need to fix and/or mend a few body parts, especially your head. Ye shall have to sew what you reap. Thoughts, Tuesday, April 26, 2022 “Never limit yourself because of others’ limited imagination; never limit others... Continue Reading →
Friday, April 22nd, 2022 "People are afraid, very much afraid of those who know themselves. They have a certain power, a certain aura, and a certain magnetism." ~ Rajneesh Build it and they will come. They may not come in, but ... Where’s my month of May lock?? All rise! I repeat, all rise It's... Continue Reading →
I miss steak. I eat a lot of greens and random things, so yeah, I miss steak. I don't miss the thought of a cow blinking away flies, flipping its tail while standing in poo out in the middle of a steamy field while I eat its body, no, I don't miss that part. Well,... Continue Reading →
Wednesday, April 13th, 2022 "Spring is when life's alive in everything." ~ Christina Rosetti Spring Becoming Budding blossomsPerky PeppersDirty kneesLate diningEarly runningSpring becomingAll of theseLonger days, releasingBrain haze, unleashingChill and wetCold bumps with sweatAll running down my neckSpringtime flowing through earth's veinsReturning to lifeMany of its beautiful thingsSpring is comingNew beginningsHours gainingSoft groundMushy trainingHeading out,... Continue Reading →
Bee, leave me. Now! Fine, sting me. I accept that it'll hurt, but I'll live and you'll die. Unless I'm allergic. I don't suppose that I am. But, uh, maybe let's just … WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE?! (I’m making a beeline out of ... ow!) "You can never run away. Not ever. The only way... Continue Reading →
Friday, April 8th, 2022 "Mix a little foolishness with your prudence; it's good to be silly at the right moment." ~ Horace. We're cutting corners, sure, but having the kids make our street signs has been a blessing in disguise. No one stops at the intersections so that's still a problem that we'll have to... Continue Reading →
Friday, April 1st, 2022 “Someone asked me if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.’" ~ Steven Wright ... April Fools'! Would you like a pineapple with kiwi and strawberry? Pineapple and kiwi? Let me unlock this and see what other options we have here... Continue Reading →
Friday, March 25th, 2022 "Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including you." ~ Anne Lamott Grandpa! I repeat, your invisible cloak is not working, not working! Abort! Hi, Sam. Hey. Hi, Sam and Tony. They've got us, we're surrounded.Listen, I want you to know that I've loved every... Continue Reading →
Wednesday, March 23rd, 2022 "Time and tide wait for no man." ~ Geoffrey Chaucer Waiting I wait for you to want. On comes the tide, high, Up to my thighs. Wading through the sunrise. Nothing to grasp, Coming and going so fast. Waiting and wading won't last. My heart fading Looking back. I let go.... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 