Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Wednesday, April 27th, 2022 “If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.” ~ Milton Berle Listen here, see, I'd like to introduce you to the beginning of a short little story called SHAKE. SHAKE She woke up, that’s good. Had a shake, head to toe, not great. She swayed, steadied, and carried herself down the hall,... Continue Reading →
Friday, April 22nd, 2022 "People are afraid, very much afraid of those who know themselves. They have a certain power, a certain aura, and a certain magnetism." ~ Rajneesh Build it and they will come. They may not come in, but ... Where’s my month of May lock?? All rise! I repeat, all rise It's... Continue Reading →
I miss steak. I eat a lot of greens and random things, so yeah, I miss steak. I don't miss the thought of a cow blinking away flies, flipping its tail while standing in poo out in the middle of a steamy field while I eat its body, no, I don't miss that part. Well,... Continue Reading →
Friday, April 15th, 2022 "I learned that you have to push away the demand of people's expectations by believing in your instincts." ~ Stefano Pilati "Find your style and stick to it." ~ Manolo Blahnik I'm just endlessly waiting for the kids to find me. Well, at least you're cozy over there. My biceps are... Continue Reading →
Wednesday, April 13th, 2022 "Spring is when life's alive in everything." ~ Christina Rosetti Spring Becoming Budding blossomsPerky PeppersDirty kneesLate diningEarly runningSpring becomingAll of theseLonger days, releasingBrain haze, unleashingChill and wetCold bumps with sweatAll running down my neckSpringtime flowing through earth's veinsReturning to lifeMany of its beautiful thingsSpring is comingNew beginningsHours gainingSoft groundMushy trainingHeading out,... Continue Reading →
Friday, April 8th, 2022 "Mix a little foolishness with your prudence; it's good to be silly at the right moment." ~ Horace. We're cutting corners, sure, but having the kids make our street signs has been a blessing in disguise. No one stops at the intersections so that's still a problem that we'll have to... Continue Reading →
I go late because my assistant isn't great. Thoughts, Tuesday, April 5th, 2022 "You have to have confidence in your vision or else no one else will trust in it." ~ Mary Katrantzou Do you Troost me? The wi-fi is down. I was sitting in a cafe while the wifi was connecting ... A girl... Continue Reading →
Friday, April 1st, 2022 “Someone asked me if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.’" ~ Steven Wright ... April Fools'! Would you like a pineapple with kiwi and strawberry? Pineapple and kiwi? Let me unlock this and see what other options we have here... Continue Reading →
Sub, Rue Teen, Ms. Teen, will be your teacher for the day. Mrs. Martin is out, she's receiving her black belt and getting her voodoo certificate, so if I were you guys, I'd be on my best behavior. Ms. Teen will adhere to your normal routine, the same procedure as usual, following a specific sequence... Continue Reading →
Friday, March 25th, 2022 "Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including you." ~ Anne Lamott Grandpa! I repeat, your invisible cloak is not working, not working! Abort! Hi, Sam. Hey. Hi, Sam and Tony. They've got us, we're surrounded.Listen, I want you to know that I've loved every... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 