Merry Christmas

~ To My Selfie!

Monday, December 25th, 2023


“I bought my brother some gift wrap for Christmas.I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.” ~ Steven Wright


Jack Frost’s selfie response to a snow request.


The Grinch’s selfie after smelling his own underwear.

“You have to be odd to be number 1.” ~ Dr. Seuss


You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
And as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel
Just face the music you're a monster, Mr. Grinch, yes, you are
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
No one's denying
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch
Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!
You’re a Mean One Mr. Grinch by Jim Carrey on Spotify/YouTube.

Photo Friday

Friday, January 30th, 2026 “The only safe thing is to take a chance.” ~ Elaine May “If you don’t know where you are going, any road will get you there.” ~ George Harrison You say you’ll give meA highway with no one on itTreasure just to look upon itAll the riches in the nightYou say…

Sunday: Meet Belize, Please

Sunday, January 25th, 2026 “It takes a lot of time to be a genius, you have to sit around so much doing nothing, really doing nothing.” ~ Gertrude Stein “Always try to keep a patch of sky above your life.” ~ Marcel Proust Please open the valleys of trying to hideRemember the fortunes of life…

Photo Friday

Friday, January 16th, 2026 “You can be whatever you want to be, as long as you’re outrageous.” ~ Phoebe Waller-Bridge “Dismiss whatever insults your own soul.” ~ Walt Whitman Boy, don’t you worry, you’ll find yourselfFollow your heart and nothing elseAnd you can do this, oh, baby, if you tryAll that I want for you,…


“My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: Loving others.” ~ Bob Hope


♥️ 🎄 🙏

And… Merry Christmas To All!

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