Merry Christmas

~ To My Selfie!

Monday, December 25th, 2023


“I bought my brother some gift wrap for Christmas.I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.” ~ Steven Wright


Jack Frost’s selfie response to a snow request.


The Grinch’s selfie after smelling his own underwear.

“You have to be odd to be number 1.” ~ Dr. Seuss


You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
And as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel
Just face the music you're a monster, Mr. Grinch, yes, you are
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
No one's denying
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch
Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!
You’re a Mean One Mr. Grinch by Jim Carrey on Spotify/YouTube.

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“My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: Loving others.” ~ Bob Hope


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And… Merry Christmas To All!

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