Stall, wart, grow no more!

Thine eyes, no wait, my eyes!

And to that hardworking hair growing out of you, wart, I curse every bit of it!

You’ve been burned time and again – reliable as ever you return.

Do not expand, invade, or grow offspring. Just stall, wart, stall!

Thank you, thank you.

Ode to the wart family.

“Try as much as possible to be wholly alive, with all your might, and when you laugh, laugh like hell.” ~ William Saroyan

Thoughts, Tuesday, November 1st, 2022

She seems nice…

I like when I’m with another person, let’s say I’m with my friend, Steve, and we run into someone I know, let’s say her name is Samantha, and I introduce Steve and Samantha to each other, then we chat for a few brief moments and part ways.

Moments later – Steve says, “She seems nice.”

It always comes across to me as – she seems nice. But, yeah… I’m not buying it.

Then I could say something like – “Samantha gave her extra kidney to a stranger, started a charity that has fed over a billion people, and composts everything in her little studio apartment.”

Steve’s response would be – “That sounds nice.”

So, I say, “We can still catch happy hour at Threes Brewery if we hurry. It could be fun.”

“No, it will be fun; the best thing I’ve heard all day,” Steve says.

Later that night, Samantha calls, and before hanging up, she says, “Your friend Steve seems nice.”

“Yeah, he’s an ass.”

Capeesh? 🤌

“Whatever you decide to look for, you will find. Whatever you beckon will eventually beckon you.” ~ Amy Krouse Rosenthal

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