Malt it, dude!
There are a large number of us out here, man, and we all want malted shakes! Ok?
What do you mean this isn’t a Malt Shop? What do you mean this isn’t 1950? What do you mean this is a proctologist’s office?
So… no malt?
“An opening line should invite the reader to begin the story. It should say: Listen. Come in here. You want to know about this.” ~ Stephen King
Thoughts, Tuesday, November 15th, 2022
Some people watch comedies for comic relief. I read Yelp reviews. What happened to John at Chick-fil-A? …It’s a quick fix.
Some people read and watch the news to see what’s happening in the world. I go to comedy clubs. It’s like the CliffsNotes version with humor.
Some people go to doctors for everything.
Even when people feel good, they make doctor appointments. Yeah, I’m going in for a checkup. Just checking. Checking in to check that I’m really as good as I think I am. Maybe I’m not. Just checking. Checking up.
I could be covered in tumors, breathing through a bag with my eyeballs bleeding, and I still wouldn’t make an appointment.
I’m fine. I just need some sleep. I’ll sleep this off.
Everyone says, just go. Just go. Just go, Kim. It can’t kill you.
Yes, it can…
(More on -moron- this later…)
“We are told constantly that we have to live in ‘the real world,’ but the real world is within us.” ~ King Charles III