Malt it, dude!

There are a large number of us out here, man, and we all want malted shakes! Ok?

What do you mean this isn’t a Malt Shop? What do you mean this isn’t 1950? What do you mean this is a proctologist’s office?

So… no malt?

“An opening line should invite the reader to begin the story. It should say: Listen. Come in here. You want to know about this.” ~ Stephen King

Thoughts, Tuesday, November 15th, 2022

Some people…

Some people watch comedies for comic relief. I read Yelp reviews. What happened to John at Chick-fil-A? …It’s a quick fix.

Some people read and watch the news to see what’s happening in the world. I go to comedy clubs. It’s like the CliffsNotes version with humor.

Some people go to doctors for everything.

Not me.

Even when people feel good, they make doctor appointments. Yeah, I’m going in for a checkup. Just checking. Checking in to check that I’m really as good as I think I am. Maybe I’m not. Just checking. Checking up.

Not me.

I could be covered in tumors, breathing through a bag with my eyeballs bleeding, and I still wouldn’t make an appointment.

I’m fine. I just need some sleep. I’ll sleep this off.   

Everyone says, just go. Just go. Just go, Kim. It can’t kill you.

Yes, it can…

(More on -moron- this later…)

“We are told constantly that we have to live in ‘the real world,’ but the real world is within us.” ~ King Charles III

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  1. Nice one Kim!   I try to comment on wordpress and the whole login process is always too tedious (sorry).   I do read these though – go to the Dr!!! How was Austin? J Jonny Meyers

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    1. Lol, it’s tedious from this end too. I’m just happy you read them, thank you! My tombstone will read, “Because she went to the doctor…” Austin was great, it felt like we slept 15 hours the whole five days trying to cram everything/one in – but it was worth it. We went to Quacks and that small section still looks the same so it felt like time stood still and we never left. It would really be cool to be there when you go back – I think you’re going in March? Hope to see you play again soon – that last show was so much fun! I have to check my Instagram more… IF I don’t talk to you or see you before – Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family!


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